I know first I have to believe a man is God, then I have to disregard all scientific fact and place all my belief in text written 2000 years ago and most likely lost in translation...and also read the book of the Jewish religion that Christians stole. What next?
2006-06-09 19:42:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To jana_bo_nana:
I don't understand - how do I lose my brain and grow a brain to become Christian?
2006-06-09 19:48:21 · update #1
To all - who the hell said I was pointing out that Jews are better from Christians? They put all their faith into text written over 2000 years ago as well!
2006-06-09 19:49:37 · update #2
It's all about faith. Do you have faith that there is something bigger than you, and more than what you've learned in science class or read in a book? Look at it this way....wouldn't you rather believe in God, die, and find out that there is no God--then you've lost nothing--than to not believe, die, and find out that there is--then you've lost everything!
It's easy....ABC...Accept, Believe, Confess and follow the ROMAN road. Jesus loves you no matter if you love him back or not.
2006-06-09 19:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by beck 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You have to develop a strong sense of paranoia, and a persecution complex.
You also have to develop a fondness for concealing any "bad" habits you may have. And, if you don't really have any bad habits, you need to develop one or two of those so you can conceal them from your fellow hypocri...oops, adherents.
After developing your chosen bad habit, you must conceal it as well as possible, and at every available opportunity, publicly and loudly condemn anyone who practices your bad habit(s) (you really need two or three so you don't bore people with your ranting).
You've got the other parts down pretty well, and you've been given some good advice, so you should be about ready for your baptism.
Wear clean underwear if you do the full immersion deal.
Additional comment:
I was just reminded that you'll also need an extensive collection of irrelevant bible quotes (the longer, the better) saved in a text format you can cut and paste as a response to any questions you are asked.
That is an absolute requirement for being a real Christian on the I'net.
2006-06-09 19:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many Christians say read the gospel of John. I know that I was going to hell. I thought being a Lutheran was the key and I leaned that it was not. Being a member of a denomination, assembly, or holiness movement will not save anyone. I had to realize that I was a lost person or sinner. That no matter what I did I was hell bound. Saying ritual prayers would not keep me out of hell. NONE of that mattered. I was lost and undone, a wretch as one song put it. Next I heard how I could miss hell as well as be free from the bondage of sin and devil and NOT do the things I did not want to do that are bad. I had to acknowledge and did acknowledge, to myself, that I was a sinner with no hope of ever getting into heaven. I asked God to forgive me and save me; It, my confession had to be, and was, heart felt and truthful to both myself and God. I then asked Jesus into my heart. When that happened I received assurance of salvation and a Joy I never knew. In person I can tell it best but I have tried to help you as best as I can. If you have any question feel free to contact me.
2006-06-10 02:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without God, there would be no science. To become a Christian, you must believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins and that the only way to the Father is through Him. Ask him to come into your heart and forgive you for your sins.
2006-06-09 19:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by angelbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just believe this: "For God so loved the world (us) that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believe in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life." Repent for your sins and ask Jesus to come to your life and let Him be your personal Saviour and Lord of your life. God bless! :)
2006-06-09 19:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by betchabygollywow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our Heavenly Father leads his children to His only begotten Son Jesus Christ. This is where you are required to make a decision. Accept Jesus Christ on faith or automatically accept Satan for there is only one right answer. Don't pick Christ you have death.
Jesus makes all things right, give Him a chance
2006-06-09 19:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u want to be a Christian read the Bible, believe in God, do what he says, and worship him.
2006-06-09 23:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have three riddles for you. Read Psalm 2. After reading the whole chapter, tell me who is the Son, what does it mean to kiss him before he becomes angry, and why are those blessed who take refuge in him?
2006-06-09 20:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems to me you do not want to actually become christian, you just want to point out how Jews are better than Christians.
and you would be correct, i am neither, but Jews have never slaughtered, tortured, maimed, and murdered to get people to believe them.
2006-06-09 19:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there any truth to the rumor that most comedians are Jewish? LOL. I always liked Woody Allen...
2006-06-09 19:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋