hee enjoy:)
A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender
and says; "I've been working on a top-secret
project on molecular genetics for the past five
years and I've just got to talk to someone about
it."
The bartender says; "Wait a minute. Before we
talk about that, just answer me a few questions.
When a deer defecates, why does it come out like
little pellets?"
The guy didn't know that. The bartender then
asks, "Why is it that when a dog poops, it lands
on the ground and looks like a coiled rope?"
The guy again says, "I don't have any idea." The
bartender then says, "You don't know ****! and
you want to talk about molecular genetics?"
2006-06-09 19:41:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ***, didn't it?'''
2006-06-09 19:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
perfect 10
2006-06-10 14:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one better.. heh
A guy walked into a bar and he says ouch!
2006-06-10 02:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The above guy liked it
2006-06-10 02:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by Hi hi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ha,
This is what exactly Lil. johny said to his co-passenger in a flight
2006-06-10 02:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again, a good one.
2006-06-10 02:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-06-10 03:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by steadymobincriminal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great joke!!! Bravo
2006-06-10 02:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-10 02:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by candy girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.......heard it b4 though, great. Lol
2006-06-10 03:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋