There was this old woman who heard a song called, "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?" The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
2006-06-09 19:37:45 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha! Pd!!!! Good Morning sir :) how are you? lol
funny!!!! nice one huh lol bomber!!!!
2006-06-09 19:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-06-09 19:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-06-09 19:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like u'r joke.
i even like the one which mike gave
2006-06-09 19:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.. pretty good.
2006-06-09 19:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh...nieve-old-people jokes!!! what fun!
2006-06-09 20:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
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2006-06-10 00:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-06-09 20:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋