Enjoy:)
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a
romantic winter vacation. When they get there,
the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, 'Honey, my hands are
freezing!' She says, 'Well, put them here between
my thighs and that will warm them up.' After
lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and
comes back and says again, 'Man! my hands are
really freezing!' She says again, 'Well, put
them here between my thighs and warm them up.'
He does, and again that warms them up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop
some wood to get them through the night. When he
returns, he says again, 'Honey, my hands are
really, really freezing!'
She looks at him and says, 'For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?'
2006-06-09 19:35:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dear,my hands are freezing
2006-06-10 07:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep a clasic!
heres one for you...
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2006-06-10 02:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear one similar to that one, but its kind of nasty. So this girl is with her mom and its kind of cold out, and she say to her mom, mom my hands are frozen, well put them in your legs to warm them up, says the mom. And later that evening she's with her boyfriend and he say my hand are frozen, she says put them in my legs to warm them up, you know, her boyfriend say my penis is frozen, well put them in my legs. Later she goes home and says to her mom, penises sure do make a mess when they defrost.
2006-06-10 02:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for a very long time - I'd forgotten ... very good one. Hope I remember it to pass it on at work next week! LOL
2006-06-10 02:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by patticakewithfrosting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes thats so old. i first saw it on some joke site i cant remeber the name of the site tho
2006-06-10 02:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by kay_rage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... thats funny! And its the first time I heard of it
2006-06-10 02:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no and i dont thing its a joke at all
i didnt enjoy it
2006-06-10 02:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by funny funk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a new one to me.
2006-06-10 02:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have.
2006-06-10 02:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't, but that was pretty funny!
2006-06-10 02:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋