A cowboy was walking in the woods one day and he comes to a clearing. There on a blanket was a naked guy with an erection.
"What are you doing?" the he asks.
The man answers, "Me tell time."
"OK. If you are so good, what time is it?"
The man looks down at his pe*is and the shadow it made and said, "It 2 o'clock."
The cowboy looks at his watch and says, "By Golly, you are right!"
The cowboy starts walking again and comes upon another naked guy laying on a blanket.
"Don't tell me... you're telling time also?"
The man looks up at him and says, "Yes, me too."
"Okay smartass, what time is it?"
The man looks down at his penis and says, "It 4 o'clock."
The cowboy is amazed at the Indian.
He keeps walking and hours later he saw another man on a blanket, masturbating.
"Don't tell me you're telling time!?"
Man looks up at him and says, "No, me winding watch!"
2006-06-09 18:35:10 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewww!! lol arghhh!!! was late!! hihi :)
2006-06-09 19:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haw Haw...
Yeah it's an alright joke.... but this one's better I reckon
A husband and wife had a small child, so for when they discussed makin' lurv, they used the codeword "washing machine" instead of sex.
So one night at about 2 in the morning the husband's feeling all randy, so he gently shakes his wife...
"uhhhh, it's late what do you want?"
"Washing machine" he whispers.
"Washing machine? I'm half asleep, go back to bed!"
"Pleeeaaasssee honey??" pleads the husband.
"Argh! I'm serious Jack, I've got a busy day tomorrow so go back to sleep." and with that she rolls over.
About 10 minutes later she's still awake and starts to feel bad, so she rolls over and nudges him...
"Alright, I'm awake. Washing machine?"
The husband snorts awake and replies,
"Huh? Oh... don't worry. It was a small load, and I did it by hand..."
2006-06-09 18:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical man
he hehe
2006-06-09 19:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your such a fruitcake but dat was funny! you crack me up. Write some yo mamma jokes next, o-tay?
2006-06-09 19:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by kourtney k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahaha
That made me laugh.. Inside.. Where is counts.
2006-06-09 18:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by emanon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. thx for the points.
2006-06-09 18:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's horrible, but i love it.
2006-06-09 18:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-06-09 18:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by ngmfb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thx.
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2006-06-10 00:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kute
2006-06-09 18:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by abc123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋