2006-06-09 18:26:47 · 28 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
how about that constant "ppssst" sound all about!
2006-06-09 18:33:17 · update #1
don't know and don't really want to know
2006-06-09 18:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by ?.?:*??*:??"Lindsey?.?:*??* 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cat hell would consist of eternally empty food and water dishes, you wouldn't go to the vet, the vet would own you, and every day would be a trip to the vet, thermometers and all. There would be a 24 hour spay/neuter wagon circling the block picking up random victims. In hell you can be spayed or neutered several times. You would find dogs of course, but the true hell will be the fact that all of the millions of bigger cats, ie tigers, panthers, leopards and such, will be there whooping up on you. No soft places to lay as everything in cat hell is made of cold stainless steel. You would have to eat "Alley Cat" or just generic star shaped cat food. Intestinal worms are the size of a humans arm. Fleas the size of cats. All of the moths, and spiders, and mosquito hawks the cats killed would gang up ton the cat in a free for all. The only fish in cat hell would be pirranhas. Oh, god, I could go on for hours.
2006-06-10 01:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, a bunch of dogs running around. Small children with sticky fingers chasing cats. Cruel men with fire crackers ready to be shoved into orifices. Loads of catnip hanging just out of reach. Itching powder everywhere. A Vet on every corner with a huge needle ready to give a shot. No people who will pet them. Thats about sums it up.
No I am not cruel to cats and have never done anything to harm one. I own a 15 year old diabetic cat who lives life better than me...lol
2006-06-10 01:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by yellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me, a can of pennies, some tobasco sauce, and one of those fuzz balls on a string that they love so much. I HATE cats, probably just because I keep telling myself that i hate them than for any reason in particular,
i would lure them into a false sense of curiosity with the fuzz ball on a string, jiggle it around, maybe make a "pffssst pffsst" noise while rubbing my hand back and forth on the carpet, then just as they get close for the pounce,
BAMM!! shake that can as hard as i can, and squirt the tobasco on their whiskers, so that when they lick it off they have to face the burn.
haha, sorry that was a bit sadistic, but hey its CAT HELL !
2006-06-10 01:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really obnoxious kids with sticky fingers chasing them around all day. The kids have scissors and try to give the cats haircuts. All the catfood is mint or tomato flavor. And a fat woman sneaks up on the sleeping ones, yells in their ears and squirts lemon juice on their eyes.
2006-06-10 01:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no cat litter if u've ever watched a cat look 4 a place to take a dump and theres no dirt or something to cover it up its the funniest thing in the world
2006-06-10 01:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by staterules9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be filled with faith zombie Christians singing endless praises to an infinitely narcissistic god who can't seem to get enough of being praised, just like human hell.
2006-06-10 02:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of water eveywhere, tape stuck to their feet, small children poking at them and no claws to fight back/get away! Maybe a few little dogs trying to hump them too.
oh, and balloons. Popping balloons.
2006-06-10 01:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by sassysugarchef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Me oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2006-06-10 01:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by ginny3282 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A giant stinky litter box and no matter how hard you tried to cover the turd there was never enough cat litter.
2006-06-10 01:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by mia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it's cat hell, wouldn't it be full of CATS not DoGS? If it were full of dogs, that would be dog hell. Since animals don't have souls, they don't move on in my opinion. So that answers the question in full.
2006-06-10 01:30:27 · answer #11 · answered by Pork Chop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋