2006-06-09 17:22:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know... I know...hey..teacher..pick me...I know the answer.............yoooooooo hoooooooooo. hello *waves hands*........I know the answer....call on me........
2006-06-09 17:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Methodist is a cookbook approach to Christianity centered around following rules (cooked up by John Wesley) and flattering Jesus so you can get into heaven. The cookbook and flattering are, jointly, surprisingly boring.
Wicca is a made-up, brought-back-from-the-dead pretended Druidism. Mumbo jumbo, magic plants and getting hysterically high on nature. Almost as boring as the Methodists.
Apathetic Agnostic, now this is someone who DOUBTS the existance of God but is to LAZY to do anything. These are the people who watch C-SPAN on Sunday morning rather than go to church or even drive out to get a doughnut! Now if they could just make it through the door into the doughnut shop, they'd be safer from hell than the Methodists or Wiccans ever are. Alas.
2006-06-10 00:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Methodist is one of many denoms of Christianity. Wicca is a pantheistic religion involving herbal healing, nature reverence, and harmless ritual. Apathetic agnostic is basically "I don't know what's out there and it really doesn't matter anyways."
2006-06-10 00:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are different ways to get to hell pick ur poison, except methodist maybe
2006-06-10 00:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by Matty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each one places personal faith in something different.
2006-06-10 01:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Apathatic Agnostic creed is "We don't know, and we don't care"
2006-06-10 00:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by deathblooms7894 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look it up on google.
2006-06-10 00:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tell me...it doesn't matter what I say in this question...
2006-06-10 00:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like you
2006-06-10 00:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋