2006-06-09 16:26:02 · 13 answers · asked by eMiLY 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1. Get your coat, you've been pulled.
2. How do you like your eggs? Fertilized.
3. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do.
4. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Its just that I could see myself in your pants.
5. Are your legs hurting because you have been through my mind all night.
2006-06-09 16:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I never use pickup lines, I think they're gay as it is,
the dumbest one would be something repeated from a popular movie
2006-06-09 16:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
search for the question: "is this sexy" that was probably the lamest, funniest pick-up line i have heard in a while
2006-06-09 16:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could change the alphabet, i would make it so i and u were together
r ur legs tired cuz u've been running through my head all day
did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
2006-06-09 16:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Takes cubes of ice, drops them on the floor and crushes them with his feet* "Now, that I've broken the ice... what's your name?"
lame to the highest degree.
2006-06-09 16:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kiss this rabbit between the ears....and he pulled out the pockets on his jeans, YUCK!
2006-06-09 16:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥wasnlove69♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a little (Mexican, German, Chinese - you get the idea) in you?
Do you want to?
2006-06-09 16:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by LazlaHollyfeld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these parts are big enough for the two of us.
2006-06-09 16:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by Joey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a cold sore on your lip? is it on your genitals too?
2006-06-09 16:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by weirdguy24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some guy told me my eyes looked "neat". who the hell says "your eyes are neat"?
2006-06-09 16:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by cindos_69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋