2006-06-09 16:02:54 · 29 answers · asked by Jeff B 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
My cat recently had the same problem...I took her to a pet psychologist. They were able to talk things out and my cat was able to move past her anger with the ants. That was after my cat tried to get back at them by knocking down their ant hill...she has a little bit of a rage problem.
2006-06-09 16:13:05 · answer #1 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sounds to me like those ants are really hurting your poor felines feelings. I suggest maybe a counselor. Ya know, get the cat and the ants together in front of an uninvolved person or animal. ( I hear Llamas make great counselors in these situations.) Have your cat explain in front of the ants that it deeply hurts her to think her good friends, the ants, would be so cruel as to speak behind her back. The ants should then be given a chance to explain their horrid behavior. If all works out well, both parties should be sent home happy, albeit maybe with a hefty fee to pay to the counselor.
If this doesn't work, well, buy a can of ant spray and have a blast! Good luck!
2006-06-10 00:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by yellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an easy one. the cat gives AMNESTY to all mice under the provision that they destroy the ants in the cats name. The bigger problem is down the road when there's no more ants and the mice want to take over the cat kingdom. Hopefully, another cat will be elected king by then.
2006-06-10 05:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame the ants. It's the fleas that are spreading rumors to the ants. Get her a flea collar and stop the madness or plan on a catfight! By the way, how does she like her boots?
2006-06-09 23:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by folklore 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's bigger than they are, tell her to just step on them until they can't talk anymore. That will solve the problem. Or, if you really love your cat, go out to the ant hill with a can of Raid and spray them quiet. Good question, bored man!! DOGS RULE!!
2006-06-09 23:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by roritr2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh, dude, cats cant talk! they have no voice box. It's literally impossible for them to talk. If you seriously think your cat can talk, go see a doctor! If you cant cure your little mental problem, just "tell" your cat to ignore the ants. "Sticks and stones can break my bones but words cant hurt me!" Dude, you should be terrified!
2006-06-10 00:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Kel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did she do to get the ants to be talking about her? Man get a life.
2006-06-09 23:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her not to worry about what the ants had to say, Because you heard the uncles say worse.
2006-06-09 23:07:47 · answer #8 · answered by emanon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her know that this is the least of her problems as the cactus is joining forces with the aphids to nibble on her toes unless she promises to jump off the top of the refridgerator!
2006-06-09 23:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by jonjon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a psychritrist....bring your cat.....and the ants... and then take the pills the Dr. perscribes and everything will be all better.....
2006-06-09 23:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by a_little_syco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋