I can't get her into the bedroom. She insists it has to be in the kitchen. Anyone have any experience in this type of siyuation ?
2006-06-09 14:20:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
duhhhh!!!!
2006-06-09 16:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
As long as it is not in the middle of the mashed potatos, and the table doesn't break down, go for it. But about the time she breaks all the good china, it is time to draw the line...retire to the work bench, have the vices and drills ready..that will be a great change. OF course, there was a time when I got frisky and laid my wife in the middle of a bowl of peas on the kitchen table...it wasn't nearly as much fun as I thought it would be...clean up was a real chore.
2006-06-09 21:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd suggest a restaurant but that'd probably just end with public indecency charges.
Make her watch some movie other than the Nicholson/Lange remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice.
2006-06-09 21:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She must be a little out of balance. You are an adult so tell her go get into the bedroom or even on the couch or on the floor anywhere but the kitchen. She needs help.....
2006-06-09 21:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by mr conservative 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
let her under stand what sex is all about. if you want it but not in the kitchen you can create a fantasy in the bedroom that will make her think of the fantasy she enjoyed the last time in the bedroom
2006-06-09 21:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by obioma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not gonna stop her but try something different work your way through the house towards the bedroom,you know hit the bathroom and bend her over the sink.Nail her on the couch maybe you'll get to the bedroom sooner than you think.
2006-06-09 21:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by deidre1126 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beyond freaky. Put a table with place settings in the bedroom.
2006-06-09 21:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. O'Clock 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
put the bed in the kitchen. seriously. put the bed in the kitchen
2006-06-09 21:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yah i ALWAYS want to have SEX on my kitchen table becuase it ROX!!! oh and just so u know if you love your girlfriend enough to have SEX with her than just like walk to the room while your having SEX isn't it obvious!
2006-06-09 21:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by pShiMcOOl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try 2 convince her its easier and funer 2 do it there
2006-06-09 21:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a table cloth on your bed....
2006-06-09 21:38:29 · answer #11 · answered by getrd2go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋