2006-06-09 14:06:26 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No but I do. I neglected to tell you I took a million dollar policy out on you. Please accept this glass of wine now...
2006-06-09 17:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
True Darvin Award story. somewhere near Lakeview, Oregon a group of bow hunters wanted to initiate someone into their club. I am not making this up. They had all been drinking beer, lots of beer, when one of the members got the idea to shoot a beer can off the prospective member's head, Ala William Tell. Well, he missed the beer can. The arrow went through the man's eye and out the side of his head. He lived, amazingly enough. I always wondered what the emergencey room converstaion was like. " What seems to be the problem, sir "Is it something that can wait? "We are rather busy now." It must have looked like a Steve Martin routine.
2006-06-10 06:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Millions!
2006-06-09 21:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More impressive than the Nobel Peace Prize.
2006-06-09 21:10:05 · answer #4 · answered by driver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They use to have a large cash prize of $1MM, but they handout so many awards that the prize is now a buck.
2006-06-10 10:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you drink a very large quantity of alcohol. Also, make sure you take a lot of ammunition.
2006-06-09 21:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by eddygordo19 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your life insurance is paid up, your survivors get money.
2006-06-09 21:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by kill_yr_television 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And immortal fame!
2006-06-10 04:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but you might get a dr bill when u shoot yourself
2006-06-09 21:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY THAT ONE CHICKS FUNNY!!1 (THE ONE WHO SAID UR GONNA KILL BAMBI)) TWO POINTS....
2006-06-09 21:12:02 · answer #10 · answered by META-4-RIC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋