I've decided to brainwash by son. Should I start with Adam and eve, or just skip to the Christ thing?

Answer 1

OOH! OOH! PICK DISNEY INSTEAD!

Answer 2

I would start with the Adam and Eve but when you get to the part about God being judgemental and casting people into the deep pits of hell, and telling people they are evil....you better skip it. Now days it is really hard to even stick to the facts....
I taught my kids the love in the book of psalms and let the hard stuff for last because even a baby starts with milk.
tell the retards who said evolution was wrong that they are so smart and should look at some of the ancient artifacts...I guess there were no dinosaurs either...how do they know God didn't take his time and watch things develop over time...it doesn't mean everyone is wrong. there is no reason why you can not believe that animals evolved and still believe in a God. It doesn't have to be an exact science, that is why they call it faith. no need to be rude to people who think or feel differently than you do...Christians are so bad about that.

Answer 3

Hey, why don't you be more original in your brainwashing? Come on, make up something totally cool. How about that we are all devolving from previous higher forms, instead of evolving from lower forms? In the beginning, there were these super-Gods and then they realized they could survive quite well without all the superpowers - as fun as those powers were - and so they became less powerful and less resourceful. Eventually, humans arose as one of the less developed species. So, all the lower lifeforms devolved from us, all the way down to insects and one-celled organisms. Why not? They can survive that way! And so the "Gods" at any given moment in the devolution process are just whichever happens to be the highest creatures. Hmmm, or maybe you should make it whichever is the lowest creature. Whatever.

Just be original!
Happy Brainwashing!

Answer 4

No if you want to brainwash you son start here...


Astrologers in the Bible... The Lord Jesus is the only ONE that can Tell the Future.. Dividers of the heavens Daniel 1:20 And in all matters of wisdom and understanding, that the king enquired of them, he found them ten times better than all the magicians and astrologers that were in all his realm. Daniel 2:27 and 28 Daniel answered in the presence of the king, and said, The secret which the king hath demanded cannot the wise men, the astrologers, the magicians, and soothsayers, shew unto the king; But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known the king Neb-u-chad-nez'-zar what shall be in the latter days. They dream, and the visions of thy head upon they bed, are these; Isaiah 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the groud: there is no throne O daughter of the Chal-de;-ans: for though shalt no more be called tender and delicate. Isaiah 47: 13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of they counsels, Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. Isaiah 47: 14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame; there shall not be a coal of warm at, nor fire to sit before it Daniel 4: 7 Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chal-de'-ans, and the soothsayers: and I told the dreams before them; but they did not make known unto me the interpretation thereof. Daniel 5: 7 and 8 The king cried aloud to bring in the astrologers, the Chal-de'-ans, and the soothsayers. And the king spake, and said to the wise men of Babylon, Whosoever shall read this writing, and shew me the interpretation thereof, shall be clothed with scarlet, and have a chain of gold about his neck, and shall be the third ruler in the kingdom. Then came in all the king's wise men: but they could not read the writing, nor make known to the king the interpretaton thereof.

Answer 5

Start with the Christ thing with the nails, crown of thorns, blood, whipping, scourging, hanging, lances in the side...always works wonders for a budding sexual being. Graduate to lying and stealing by introducing God's star creations, Adam and Eve. To cap off the education, introduce him to Satan, hell fire, and brimstone. This will really get him going. Then, as he gets a little older, tell him that all natural things are sins...JO...big sin, go blind, the whole smear. Then back to the Jesus thing with water to wine....great way to get him drinking at an early age. All in all, I think you have the right idea, now, put it into practice. Good luck and God bless.

Answer 6

You're going to "brainwash" your son? That's great. Scrub out all of those dirty lies that people in this world tell about Jesus and put in the pure truth found in God's Word!

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." John 3:16-20

You know what I like about the second part of this passage? It reminds me of this story a Pastor told about how when you pick up a board that's been lying in a wet field all of the grimy little bugs underneath start scattering to get away from the light and so it is with the sin that people try to deny in their lives so that they can continue to live in their dark little world as imaginary Kings and Queens of their own lives and destinies.

Answer 7

Let me show you a scenario and then you can answer your own questions.

Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that God doesn't exist, and one day you die (and you will, trust me) and there is nothing.

That sucks.

Now let's say that God doesn't exist, but satan does! Then you die (and you will).

That really, really sucks.

Finally, let's say that the Bible is true. God is Who He says He is - Jesus really did die to pay the debt you couldn't pay. Even though you knew about Him, you made a choice to not follow. Then you die (and you will).

You and I cannot possibly understand the horrible agony of never-ending torment in hell.

I am not a brainwashed fanatic. All of my life, I have not simply sought "God's will." Nay - I have sought the TRUTH. There is only one explanation why we are here. There is only one explanation to our creation. Is all of this - ALL of it - really just random chance? Think about it - it's not just ONE random happening - it's TRILLIONS. Is this possible? No.

Please note that I will not be filling your mind with today's psuedo-Christian mumbo-jumbo like "invite Jesus into your heart" or "pray the sinner's prayer" or "you need to join a church." Nay, I speak of something different - something that seems to have been forgotten for a long time now - The Word of God, the Bible. Only there can you find the path that Jesus spoke of. If you learn one thing here today, let it be His words: "Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.
For the gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life, and there are few who find it."

I pray that you pay no attention to the psuedo-Christians around you, and listen only to the Maker of heaven and earth.

May God bless you.

Answer 8

That's pretty provocative.
I guess since you want to brainwash your son, don't tell him about God. In fact don't even mention Christ. You wouldn't want him to know the truth.
Just start with Darwin and evolution, then he'll be brainwashed for life.

Answer 9

If you that's what you want to call it brain washing...ahem.. (that hole is getting deeper for you by the way)..., Start with Jesus. He is life, love and the only means of Salvation.

Children as young as yours I might add, have not reached the age of accountiblity and has free passage should they pass (God forbid) before we do so young. They dont fully know the depths of right and wrong.., more so with the wrong and are otherwise innocent.

It's my hope you give your son the option of believing in Jesus. The Jesus in the Bible not the one taught in many Churches that confict with the very book they profess to honor. Not all churches do this - but there are so many that do, its hard to find the right ones.

Answer 10

If it's total mind control you're looking for, you're gonna need to start off slow, but be totally in-depth and completely immerse him in the fairy tale. Read the whole bible to him, tell him NEVER to question anything in it, believe the stuff that contradicts the other stuff, and if he even looks like he's thinking about considering maybe having a thought of his own, threaten to smack the shite off him.
That should do it^_^

Answer 11

Jesus? Use your brain for just a few seconds.


If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.

Do Gods die? Do they?

If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides a few hours was sacrificed?

What's the BIG deal?

David Blaine can do that on TV.

If you accept the Jesus story, would you also accept this one?

I gave all my money to Charity last Friday.

On Sunday, all the money was returned to me.

I sacrificed for charity. True or False?