can you please tell me a joke about portland?

Question

that is appropiate for 4th graders

Answer 1

Actually the jokes on them.

Answer 2

What do you call two days of rain in Portland? A weekend.
What did the Oregonian say to the Pillsbury Doughboy? "Nice Tan."
What's the most popular sight to see in downtown Portland? An empty parking space.
What do you get after four years of dope smoking? A degree from Reed College.
What's the difference between Beaverton and Hillsdale? In Beaverton, they're worried about having a BMW. In Hillsdale, they're just worried about having a BM.
In Beaverton, they say: It's 10 o'clock -- do you know where your children are?
In Gresham, they say: It's 10 o'clock -- do you know _who_ your children are?

In Troutdale, they say: It's 10 o'clock -- do you know what time it is?

What's the Lake Oswego version of a Pit Bull fight? Two poodles yapping at each other until one of them wets the carpet.
What's a Lake Oswego housewife's favorite thing to make for dinner? Reservations.
What was the first indication that Senator Packwood might be guilty of sexual misconduct? He didn't know "harass" was one word.
Why does Albany smell? So that blind people can hate living there too.
The smell from Albany's so rude

It made one young tourist conclude

The cause of the scent

Came from each resident Eating too darn much Mexican food.

What do you call a Eugene "Renaissance Man?" A guy who can smoke pot, read your aura, and play air guitar at the same time.
What's Scandinavian and has an I.Q. of 140? Astoria.

Answer 3

I sat hear trying to figure out a joke about Portland. Then I realised, Portland is too boring to even have a joke about it.

Answer 4

Newspaper headline:

ATOM BOMB DROPPED ON PORTLAND
$2.45 worth of damage

Answer 5

"Portland IS a joke" ? not really, nice try though, huh?