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When a muslim man dies, he gets 70+ virgins?

How many virgins does a muslim woman get?

Now, assuming a muslim man gets 70+ virgins, where do they come from? There is what, 2 billion muslims now+ leftovers from earlier times. 3 Billion x 70+ each?

hmmmmmmmmm..we have a number problem here.

are the muslim women going to be the virgins? They would have to be younger than 9 years old. hmmmm..The number thing again.

Christian women the virgins? Allah teaches to kill Christins, and they get to boink 70+ christian women? he promised them sex with the same ones he ordered killed?

or. Since God did creat an abundance of fish, could this have been a arabic mistranslation and aLlAh said: 70+ Sturgeons. They get a lifetime of fish? They become a eternal mackrel smacker.

2006-06-09 11:45:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Lmao

2006-06-09 11:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Great question man. That really is a mind boggling question. Haa I like how you evaluated that one, especially about the sturgeons.

2006-06-09 18:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by dukeofhmong 3 · 0 0

Sturgeons.it had to be sturgeons...in todays society there are not that many virgins n the world..

2006-06-09 18:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jerry S 4 · 0 0

My question, why would you ask Christians about a belief of another religion? Why wouldn't you solicit responses from Muslims?

2006-06-09 18:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by cynicusprime 4 · 0 0

It can't be Muslim women. They don't get to have sex after death. All they get is to take their family to heaven. This is a problem, huh?

2006-06-09 18:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by ginaforu5448 5 · 0 0

I've often wondered where they thought these virgins came from.And what happens after they aren't virgins anymore?

2006-06-09 18:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do you really believe those things??? how naive. you will have nothing like that, just going to be burried and eaten by worms

2006-06-09 18:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by tralala 3 · 0 0

Only if he dies a martyr.

2006-06-09 18:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a muslum question not a christian one.

2006-06-09 18:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by n4il_p0lish2000 5 · 0 0

you are one sad man...

2006-06-09 18:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by comakazi l 2 · 0 0

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