I was very worried yesterday about how God would view my interest in potato salad and its long-term effect on my capability for the Final Ascension. But I caved and ate the potato salad and then Al-Zarqawi was exploded into pieces by 2 500-pound bombs, effectively ending his own personal opportunity to eat his own potato salad. Of course, now I have to wonder if my consumption of potato salad yesterday might have provided the Divine One with guidance to turn Al-Zarqawi into bird chum, and whether potato salad might be the true inside track to buddy-buddy with the Father of All Things Potato. I need to know since I'm thinking about that potato salad again today, and whether there ought to be someone else in the target of Daddy Potato Salad too. For the life of me, I can recall no specific reference to potato salad in the bible or the quran or the good book, or any other book save Martha Stewart or Betty Crocker for that matter. Is potato salad the real Way, Truth and Life to seek
2006-06-09 11:32:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if this is true you are a muderer
2006-06-09 11:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
LOL! No, it definitely was not a coincidence. I think you should eat two times as much potato salad today, maybe 4 500 pound bombs will have their way with Bin Laden!
2006-06-09 11:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, wow this question in ridiculous. It makes no sense at all. I actually had potato salad yesterday, too, (which was delicious, by the way!) but what does that have to do with anything?!
2006-06-09 11:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by IAmtheWalrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ...no way
i speak from personal experience.... the last time i ate potato salad saddam hussien was caught
i always knew there was a connection btw the two n now im sure!!!
now ill open the antiterrorism potato branch -- loads of ppl eatin potato salad while concentratin on the terrorists .n........booom
25000 tons of explosives from nowhere
future of phsycic war on terror
2006-06-09 13:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by *~dazzling.black~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be one with the potato and you shall be saved Jen 1:22
Mayeb G. Dubyah will be next to go. Eat on!!
2006-06-09 11:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps on 09-09-09 you should eat the potato salad upside down and see if we can resurrect Plato.
2006-06-09 11:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Eileen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the two events are completely unrelated - they have absolutely nothing to do with each other
2006-06-09 11:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Richard H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think so.
2006-06-09 11:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by kimberbee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you nuts??????????
2006-06-09 11:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋