i know it may seem a bit silly and a waste of pts but they are my pts and i felt like being silly
2006-06-09 11:16:39 · 19 answers · asked by camrondew 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
by the way, to the person that told me to be a christian....i am...christians are allowed to laugh so get over yourself....life without laughter is life not worth living...it is all in fun ok.
2006-06-09 11:25:10 · update #1
LOL! This made me laugh... Anyway, according to "The Simpsons," God wears a long, white robe, with a gold chain around his waist.
2006-06-09 11:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anais 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Astrologers in the Bible... The Lord Jesus is the only ONE that can Tell the Future.. Dividers of the heavens Daniel 1:20 And in all matters of wisdom and understanding, that the king enquired of them, he found them ten times better than all the magicians and astrologers that were in all his realm. Daniel 2:27 and 28 Daniel answered in the presence of the king, and said, The secret which the king hath demanded cannot the wise men, the astrologers, the magicians, and soothsayers, shew unto the king; But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known the king Neb-u-chad-nez'-zar what shall be in the latter days. They dream, and the visions of thy head upon they bed, are these; Isaiah 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the groud: there is no throne O daughter of the Chal-de;-ans: for though shalt no more be called tender and delicate. Isaiah 47: 13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of they counsels, Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. Isaiah 47: 14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame; there shall not be a coal of warm at, nor fire to sit before it Daniel 4: 7 Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chal-de'-ans, and the soothsayers: and I told the dreams before them; but they did not make known unto me the interpretation thereof. Daniel 5: 7 and 8 The king cried aloud to bring in the astrologers, the Chal-de'-ans, and the soothsayers. And the king spake, and said to the wise men of Babylon, Whosoever shall read this writing, and shew me the interpretation thereof, shall be clothed with scarlet, and have a chain of gold about his neck, and shall be the third ruler in the kingdom. Then came in all the king's wise men: but they could not read the writing, nor make known to the king the interpretaton thereof.
2006-06-09 20:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a piece of God and I wear clothes. Not by choice. So in my view of all living things being God then God wears all sorts of clothing. Let your mind run with that. Pamela Anderwhooo?
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2006-06-09 18:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by skippingsunday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe... if he did he might dress a little bit like Mr. T! :P but maybe he's too big to fit in any clothes and he's all shy 'cause he's naked, I think he covers his modesty with the clouds in the sky.
2006-06-09 18:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god created man, who in turn created cloths to cover an unnatural animal body where the hair didn't grow long enough to keep that animal body warm.
god killed an animal in genesis to make cloths from the fur for adam and eve after they knew that they were naked. i wish they hadn't have found out.
2006-06-09 20:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Emporer wasn't wearing clothes. Hm. Don't know if it would take the village idiot to see through the God thing, too.
Hm.
2006-06-09 18:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God defies the laws of physics. That being said, He is clothed in righteousness.
This I believe; http://homelessheart.com/testimony.htm
2006-06-09 18:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by Don S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. When he created Adam & Eve in his own image, they were naked. The clothes are the result of eating the fruit from that tree.
2006-06-09 18:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well look at it this way, I bet others have wondered that at times. God, being who He is, can wear whatever he wants whenever He wants.
2006-06-09 18:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a spirit, so he does not need clothes
2006-06-09 20:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋