2006-06-09 09:56:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
well it made " bud-weiser "!!!!!
2006-06-10 19:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2006-06-10 16:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In fact, one or two glasses of beer or wine revives brain cells (see link 1). Major studies always concentrate on consumption of mass quantities.
The second link below is a very funny treatise on the subject.
But I like Cliff Clavin( on Cheers, Cliff is always wrong) answer (third link):
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
2006-06-09 10:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Beer Enthusiast 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer makes me pee and it makes u prettier at closing time and it makes me mess up while i'm trying to type what i'm trying 2 say
2006-06-09 12:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It not only makes you smarter...
it makes all women beautiful
it helps all guys become better dancers
and you become bullet-proof as well!
2006-06-09 10:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by J.D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it does
so drink beer every day regularly and u will u be smarter than einstein in no time
2006-06-09 10:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 beer makes you clever
2 beers make you louder
3 beers make you do things in photos you'll regret later...
2006-06-09 10:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it makes you "beer smart".
Please award best answer points to me right now, because I don't want to wait long for thr points! I'm not going to be patient about this.
2006-06-09 09:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larlyz, that would make you a genius.
Btw, I'm still waiting to drink you under the table.
2006-06-09 10:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes you braver and funnier but not smarter.
2006-06-10 13:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by Laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It make you think you do lol
No I have proof of it, I drank it almost everyday for 15 years and if anything it take your memory away..
2006-06-09 10:00:16 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋