OMG! I figured it out! The BIG BANG! Do you know what it was? Awaken fellow man! Here is the answer!?

Question

We ask ourselves daily what came first The Osterich or the Egg (they came from Africa they were here before chickens) and to develop it into the perspective of "Creation vs. Naturalization" means to ask "What came first GOD or The UNIVERSE?" right? We spend endless hours debating the Bible-Koran-and ultimately "In The Beginning.." The religious type need no proof they have their faith to guide them-well that and their fear that they will burn for eternity if they deny THEIR God. The scientific type uses tools and knowledge passed from mankind in his pursuit of "Where did we come from?" and we all want the truth. I will take credit for being the genius to finally figure out THE TRUTH and we can all go home and laugh about it and you can believe which ever side you want but ultimately be thankful that you are alive and an American where because of OUR system of Justice and Freedom of thinking allowed me to tell you this-The Big Bang was God being slapped on the behind to begin LIFE!

Answer 1

Allah Created the Universe from Nothing

With ample evidence discovered by science, the thesis of an "infinite universe" was tossed onto the scrap-heap of the history of scientific ideas. Yet, more important questions were forthcoming: what existed before the Big Bang? What force could have caused the great explosion that resulted in a universe that did not exist before?
There is a single answer to be given to the question of what existed before the Big Bang: Allah, the All-powerful and the Almighty, Who created the earth and the heavens in great order. Many scientists, be they believers or not, are obliged to admit this truth. Although they may decline to admit this fact on scientific platforms, their confessions in between the lines give them away. Renowned atheist philosopher Anthony Flew says:
Notoriously, confession is good for the soul. I will therefore begin by confessing that the Stratonician atheist has to be embarrassed by the contemporary cosmological consensus. For it seems that the cosmologists are providing a scientific proof of what St. Thomas contended could not be proved philosophically; namely, that the universe had a beginning. So long as the universe can be comfortably thought of as being not only without end but also beginning, it remains easy to urge that its brute existence, and whatever are found to be its most fundamental features, should be accepted as the explanatory ultimates. Although I believe that it remains still correct, it certainly is neither easy nor comfortable to maintain this position in the face of the Big Bang story.
Some scientists like the British materialist physicist H. P. Lipson confess that they have to accept the Big Bang theory whether they want it or not:
If living matter is not, then, caused by the interplay of atoms, natural forces, and radiation, how has it come into being?… I think, however, that we must…admit that the only acceptable explanation is creation. I know that this is anathema to physicists, as indeed it is to me, but we must not reject that we do not like if the experimental evidence supports it.
In conclusion, science points to a single reality whether materialist scientists like it or not. Matter and time have been created by a Creator, Who is All-Powerful and Who created the heavens, the earth and all that is in between: Almighty Allah.

It is Allah who created the seven heavens and of the earth the same number, the Command descending down through all of them, so that you might know that Allah has power over all things and that Allah encompasses all things in His knowledge. Noble Qura'n (Surat at-Talaq: 12)

Answer 2

Well, this is another one of your men are from mars questions! I don't spend hours doing anything like wondering where we came from cause I used to think the big bang was planes breaking the sound barrier. My theory on life is that aliens came from a dimension far away and did the probe job on Lucy the first known human DNA related person to us. This set off a chain reaction of aliens that eventually became to look like us. It's in the history books on how we came to walk upright. Well, except for my x who is a jacka$$ so he is on fours! I would say that it had to be another man from Mars that slapped him cause that is why all the dudes in sports slap each other on the butt! Oh my, The big bang is Homosexuality ! The freedom system has won and you now have set us straight.

Answer 3

Technology and understanding follows not an endless thirst for articulation, but a tranquilizing symbology reflexive in the nature of the range of feasibility in experienced reality. The equation for this understanding and this technology as it pertains to alignment of sense and supersense is: z=x.o. These infinite velocities that make up the big bang, they are not dissimilar from the energies of the experience itself. To believe anything else serves only to repeat the will act, and that is impossible, for impermanance is something we continually manufacture. Simply see it as the advantage in accepting the alignment is all that is needed.

Answer 4

That is just about one of the dumbest theories i have everheard. I happen to know from biology that the BIg Bang was what happened to the planets in the solar system and caused them to be spread apart throughout space.

Answer 5

You are correct! OMG! Found another fellow being who is generous in distributing the opportunity to receive a reward (+2 points).

Thank You!

Answer 6

Just out of curiosity who was slapping God´s behind, or did he slap it himself?

Answer 7

Thank you Lord for not making me an American.

Answer 8

WOW. goes way beyond the "beast of the field, fowl of the air (not eggs in the nest)"
You've left me speechless.

Answer 9

I HAVEN"T READ THAT IN THE BIBLE SO it just might be TRUE!!!!!!!! GOD didn't tell us EVERYTHING in that BOOK!!!!!!! I salute you for this answer. Very CREATIVE and ORIGINAL too!!! I wonder where you got those traits from, and Have a GOOD DAY TOO!!!!!!

Answer 10

so were a product of god being slapped on the a*s?

interesting.