Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was still alive after the bombing and apparently knew that he was in U.S. custody. Can you imagine what he might have been thinking?
What a great send off for that piece of pig crap.
2006-06-09 06:56:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
BUNCHIK....time for your meds.
2006-06-11 10:42:05 · update #1
"derka derka jihad hammas derka?"
(translation) "does anyone else hear that whistling sound?"
... 3 seconds later ...
"DERKA MA DERKA!"
(translation) "F*CK ME!"
2006-06-09 08:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The last thoughts al-Zarqawi had were:
"I wonder if Richard Clarke is going to be my lawyer. I hope they give me some nice Armani suits to wear at the trial. I'm going to swear like a sailor on shore leave at these infidels. I hope the tv cameras get me from my good side.
Maybe President Bush will secretly ask to speak with me, and they'll take me into the White House. I wonder what the toilets are like there.
They better spell my name correctly in the newspaper. I hope the ACLU offers to defend me. It would be so cool if I got interviewed by Barbara Walters.
This is going to be great. Hey.... is that blood mine? Christ, I'm going to be sick."
2006-06-09 14:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last thought that al-Zarqawi had was scraped off the floor with a spatula. 2 points!
2006-06-09 15:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last thoughts of Zarqawi were...
DON'T YOU DARE BLAME BUSH!
It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the climate of permissiveness." It's France. It's the liberal media. It's Clinton's penis. It's Hillary. It's Gov. Dean. We never could have known they'd fly planes into buildings. "No actionable intelligence." They didn't tell us to do anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's lying. The Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons inspector David Kay's lying. Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek lied! CBS lied! Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.
Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No one outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had nothing to do with it. No comment. Lib'ral, lib'ral, lib'ral.
BUT IT NOT BUSH'S FAULT!
It's the libs trying to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life." It's Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the news might cloud my judgment. It's the "decade our government...blinded itself to our enemies." It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore honor and dignity to the White House." A decision to go to war wasn't a decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence." It's the pledge of allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us when, how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.
Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs. Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals' fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his "intelligence." Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!
It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we hand over sovereignty. They'll be gone when Iraq has elections. They'll be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.
We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well, can't get fooled again!
Bolton didn't lie! He just gave inaccurate answers under oath!
It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never corrupted anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells. It's the feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the eco-terrorists, I had no idea the levees wouldn't hold!
It's Cthulhu. It's the Martians, It's the Quakers
IT'S ANYONE...BUT BUSH
H*LL, BLAME GOD
BUT DON'T YOU EVER, EVER DARE BLAME BUSH!!!
SCREAM THE BUSH'S JESUS JUICE DRINKERS!
2006-06-11 16:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's that whistling noise? or I hope I get Jordanian virgins, Iraqi virgins are too ugly! You gotta figure when a bunch of terrorists die, are there really enough virgins to go around? I mean I bet there's 'some bruised fruit in the cherry orchard' if ya know what I mean!
2006-06-09 14:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My Gawd! I'm caught!! But at least I know how to save on some cheap Auto Insurance!!
2006-06-10 11:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was probably focusing in on his virgins, fuzzy at first and as it got clearer, he saw they all had beards and masculine features. That's when he tried to escape and get off the stretcher as he mumbled, "Allah, oh Allah, No! The virgins aren't supposed to have beards!"
2006-06-09 14:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was probably going about his business thinking about what innocent people to kill next, when he suddenly dies, because the way he died there was no advance warning it was like...doo doo de doo here i am....BOOM, and after that he couldnt think because he was in some major pain and probably brain damaged badly...the way it should be no warning no noise, quick and sudden
2006-06-09 14:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by cowboy33033 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I sure wish my old buddy AF K-9 could be with me now!
2006-06-10 13:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Damn. I've lost. I hate americans.You Americans are infidels. yuccck, fatooey. Get me off this stretcher so I can cause more damage cause it's fun. UUUH"
2006-06-09 14:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anakin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably thought, "If I only asked where to hide on Yahoo! Answers I probably wouldn't be here."
2006-06-09 14:01:15 · answer #11 · answered by Yankee Empire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋