If i hate the stuff, what should i say when the waiter asks if i want any cheese byproducts???

Answer 1

You should say, "I swiss you wouldn't ask me these things. I just don't think cheese tastes gouda. When I eat it, my insides feel like they were attacked by a muenster. And those that think differently, don't know Jack!"

Answer 2

It puts you in a tough spot no matter how you slice it. I hate it when the waiter gives me that cheesy smile, waiting to take my order. Then they get it wrong and Swiss my order with someone elses. Damn, Marianne is gouda. Is she from Monterey, Jack? Some people are pro valone and some are not. If I can't be the big cheese at least I can be the big wheel. Next time, when Marianne answers, I will try to get my puns past her eyes. Although, it curdles my blood to think of it. It just makes me feel bleu, as if I was attacking a rogue fort without dressing first.

Answer 3

What restaurant have you ever been to that the waiter has asked, "Do you want any cheese byproducts?"

Answer 4

Basic principle as when asking someone to stop sipping their coffee really loudly. Only in this case you knock the can of Cheez Wiz out of his hand and ask him if he want's to keep asking you if you want cheese byproducts. Please click the link below for more details.

Answer 5

I am not interested in the byproduct you are offering and thank you for considering.

Answer 6

Perhaps you should politely refer him to your bunny guest across the table. I know you think he is gay but he keeps on talking about this "girlfriend" of his, so maybe bi...er byproducts are his thing?

Answer 7

Tell him you're Cheese Wiz free.

Answer 8

You say "What kind of establishment uses cheese by products this is just gross" and then you leave.

Answer 9

Just say "Cheese"
Maryann i am LMAO for your answer!

Answer 10

No thanx