2006-06-09 05:36:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell her that God is smart enough to look before she sits.
2006-06-09 05:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Radworks 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
your wife should read the Bible more -God is always referred to in the masculine (in the original language) also the bible says a wife should respect her husband and submit to him (not in ungodly ways, abusive ways, or just manipulating controlling macho idiotry) and it also says HUSBANDS, LOVE YOUR WIFE AS CHRIST LOVED THE CHURCH AND GAVE HIMSELF FOR HER...... so you need to think of your wife in the bathroom not just in the kitchen and bedroom - consider her not compete for control and she should be a wise wife and look at the toilet prior to sitting. These things just get stupider and stupider and can cause divorce and other abnormalities like cheating etc. You two need to get something to talk about - try reading the same book & discussing the characters and plot - try going 24 hours without talking about yourself (goes for your wife too)
2006-06-09 12:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by AnaMay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have read all your questions and feel that somehow this is not the only reason she might have to send you to Hell --Depends on if she has a good sense of humor or not. But keep it up, you are one of the few cheery people on this site.
2006-06-10 01:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by casey54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sinse our bodies are borrowed vehicles, I dont think that god will mind that because I'm sure they don't have toilets in heaven, I don't know , can souls pee? I doubt it though...
2006-06-11 15:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥~rayna~♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don’t be worried.
If she had any power to send you to hell, don’t you think she would have the power to have you lower the toilet seat?
2006-06-09 17:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, she has arms allso , she should put it up for you, ,it works both ways, the goddess is life force, and dosnt live in a dead toilet seat. ha ha.
tell her not to wach so much operah
2006-06-09 12:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sounds like you aint getting any for a long time because you just cant go screw with your "GOD" homies.
Oh man, you are whipped.
I bet you even sit down to pee.
2006-06-09 12:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isnt a women
2006-06-09 16:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, with all the hard and mean questions on here, it was nice to come across something amusing!!
2006-06-09 12:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by hannahonelove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, you wont go to hell....someone up there has to take the garbage out!
2006-06-09 12:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THat's the funniest thing I've ever heard!! Ask your wife if I can use that?
2006-06-09 12:40:26 · answer #11 · answered by SillyList 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋