See look god isn't real, jesus was gay, god is a fat man who can't do anything right, god is a looser, no one needs god, boo hiss boo to god, har har god isn't real, god has a pinner har har har, god like wearing ladies underwear, god has man boobes, god has B.O, god likes bum with jesus. See how much fun that was for all involved.
2006-06-09 05:32:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rooster/Blaster no a man with a spade is digging my grave it would be too much like hard work to if one with your tong and urrgh image the taste no thank you man with a spade for me.
2006-06-09 05:37:42 · update #1
clairetc1982 the implosion of the previous universe caused the big bang. And you are the one who believes anything you are told without thinking about it you need to see the shrink.
2006-06-09 05:41:35 · update #2
NickofTyme you see "random quote from any story book that adds nothing to the argument" so you see you are wrong.
2006-06-09 05:43:08 · update #3
Janey yep it's funny to imagine them sitting in the corner of a room talking to themselves suckers. The only difference between a church and a loony bin is that the people in church say they are talking to god.
2006-06-09 05:47:57 · update #4
Oi Got Jesus? you can talk to your self in your own time don't take up space with your prays.
2006-06-09 05:50:48 · update #5
maguyver727 prove it.
2006-06-09 05:54:43 · update #6
maguyver727 DO you ACTUALY think UNnesicary CAPITALISATION will MAKE any ONE think YOU aren't A nutter? BECAUSE they DON'T if ANYTHING they MAKE you SEEM crazer THAN you ARE.
2006-06-09 05:57:14 · update #7
typetotracy you wouldn't post something about mohamed because you would get blown up if you did!
2006-06-09 07:03:18 · update #8
Best. Question. Ever.
EDIT:
It's funny 'cause they're praying for you.
2006-06-09 05:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Janey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I believe in God, and that doesn't bother me at all because I know you are already saved, and your belief or your humor has no effect on that. There is no such law as blasphemy anymore.
Your question did make me laugh, but I was thinking, I wouldn't post something about Buddha or Mohammed or whoever someone else might have respect for because that would insult them or make them feel bad.
2006-06-09 13:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by ridethestar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not fun, YOU find fun it it, which is sad...and the sin that is not forgivable is the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. There is a God and he dosent take too kindly to being made fun of. I know that atheists laugh at the pride and spirit of the faithful, but its you who need help, and even if you dont want it ill pray for you.
2006-06-09 12:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by kbar_03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isn't real? then what/who created the big bang? Jesus had a gf or a wife. Most men do. God sits and watches. There are punshments and rewards created by him, so life is like the Sims Games. We don't know whether God has a gender or what gender he/she is, so we assume it is a male being beyond our knowledge. You are being offensive and sick and perverted, so go see a shrink and speak to a priest please to avoid being locked up by a jerk who cannot stand you.
2006-06-09 12:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you think retribution is instantaneous? (raises eyebrow)
Look, whether or not there is a god, and whether or not he/she/it/they give an airborne copulation what you say or do or think, there's such a thing as "polite."
If, as a general rule, you go around believing that
"blasphemy is fun", sooner or later, you are going to slip up and blaspheme when and/or where you really really shouldn't, and that could be, um, bad. You may be eaten by cannibalistic humanoid underground christian knights (CHUCKs) or something.
So whether or not there is a deity who cares, be polite. It'll pay in the end.
2006-06-09 12:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all seems foolish, doesn't it?
1Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
That's OK. You still have time - but not much.
2006-06-09 12:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess people with little knowledege know everything about God. If you could prove there was no God then it would be different.
CAN YOU PROVE THERE IS NO GOD?
2006-06-09 16:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee for someone who doesnt know God at all, u sure hava lotta opinoins.
God didnt make blasphemy fun. sin nature, our fleshy desires, does that.
u seem to be giving alot of glory to the devil ... so excuse me while i give my Heavenly Father equal air time:
PRAISE THE LORD, HALLELUJAH, THANKYOU GOD FOR YOUR WONDERFUL HOLY SPIRIT AND YOUR LIFE CHANGING SALVATION! BLESS YOUR HOLY NAME, YOU ARE AWESOME AND MIGHTY AND BEAUTIFUL BEYOND DESCRIPTION, TO MARVELLOUS FOR WORDS, TO AMAZING TO EVEN COMPREHEND FULLY, YOUR MY HERO, YOUR MY EVERYTHING, I LOVE YOU! GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS POWERFUL, GOD IS LORD OVER ALL! GOD IS JUST AN AWESOME, PERFECT, GRACIOUS, JOYFUL, FUN, LOVING GOD!
amen.
see how much fun THAT was for all involved? ;-)
God Bless You
2006-06-09 12:47:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD gave us the ABILITY to have FUN, and LAUGH and ENJOY LIFE.!!!!!!! If you ever get saved, I think that you will make a GREAT COMEDIAN in the FAMILY of GOD!!!!!!(GOD will teach you how to use your GIFTS for HIM----AND US, your FAMILY to BE)))))!!!!!!
And to by Bro.'s and Sis.'s in CHRIST-----why can't we ALL, just get along!!!!!!!yak yak, yak yak yak!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-09 12:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is obviously crap because other... stupid Religions have more than one God... complete shizzle!
2006-06-10 18:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋