IT"S A BOY (and a mom)
BORN: Nicholas Birmingham
GAVE BIRTH: Angela Birmingham
DATE: March 3, 2006 (yes it took Angela monthes to get around to ordering the announcements,so sue her)
WEIGHT: Baby's:7pounds,12 onunces Mom"s let's see she's eating 500 extra cal. a day for breastfeeding, plus half a pound of chocolate to stay awake and all the lasagna her friends can cook,you do the math!
EYES: baby's: blue Mom's: bloodshot
HAIR: baby's: brown Mom's: unwashed since last tuesday
Length: Practically forever-at least 26 hours of labor,plus 3 hours of pushing. And that's not counting the eight visits to the hospital the week before, when we thought it was labor and turned out to be braxton-hicks, or the half hour after the baby came out, when her OB kept doing something down there that are best not thought about....... Oh, the baby was 21inches
SEX: never again and the baby is a boy
2006-06-09 04:57:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Thank you all for your answers I'll be picking the best answer soon. By the way I didn't send this out I read it in a magizine called baby talk and it was written by Melissa Balmain I saw it and laughed so hard that I wanted to share it with all of you. I hope you injoy it :) (mommy of three-all natural births longest labor was only four hours.)
2006-06-09 05:37:14 · update #1
Thank you all for your answers I'll be picking the best answer soon. By the way I didn't send this out I read it in a magizine called baby talk and it was written by Melissa Balmain I saw it and laughed so hard that I wanted to share it with all of you. I hope you injoy it :) (mommy of three-all natural births longest labor was only four hours.)
2006-06-09 05:37:25 · update #2
LOL that's awesome... sounds like something my cousin would do... and ya know she's preggers so i'm gonna send this to her :)) she'll get a kick out of it.. thanks for the giggle
2006-06-09 05:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jembee1720 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-14 09:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, needed a good one. I'm am getting induced on Monday. Makes me wonder how a mother can forget all the crap that having a newborn is and only really remember the good stuff.
Mother of two and a third on his way!
2006-06-09 06:23:12 · answer #3 · answered by bluekitty8098 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL that is soooooooooooo totally cute.And Yes I would love to see this one.Got my vote.It shows the true side of birth
2006-06-09 05:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by btrswtdrms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL and your friends have probably been wondering how you're doing, so by all means send it out! And congratulations, hope you get some sleep soon.
2006-06-09 05:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one i like that
oh and i totally agree, people would understand us a little better then i think.
2006-06-09 05:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although creative and oh-so-true, I think I'd stick with traditional!
2006-06-09 05:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems like mom needs some attention...
2006-06-09 05:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by allyson71377 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute! thansk for sharing
2006-06-09 05:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by samantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-09 05:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by greeneyedprincess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋