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Do pigs fly in the Bible along with the man in the sky throwing the fireballs?

2006-06-09 03:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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SPOCK! I thought Jim told you that doing LDS in the 60s at Berkley was a waaay bad idea! Why didn't you listen. Now your brains are fried.

2006-06-09 03:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0 2

We are a species of ever adapting demigods bend on sufferance and personal rule.
Our kingdom lay at the bottom of the sea and our vehicle to finally rule is a good size rock and some chains.
Our kingdom is weakness, a weakness that grows. The King may be well known but the King is always utterly alone.
We are not meant to rule over all things and to command the winds and the sea.

2006-06-09 13:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Easy--you strap some wings on him, like those kind you can buy for Halloween costumes, then throw him across the room. Then you say, "That's what it feels like to be a flying pig! Praise Jesus!"

2006-06-09 11:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0 0

Well, you get a pig, and a bird,



And it kind of goes downhill from there.

2006-06-09 10:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have sight and I have not idea what you are talking about

2006-06-09 10:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by lam_9 3 · 0 0

he probably understand what you means. but just want to see how far will you go with your stupid joke...

2006-06-09 10:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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