2006-06-09 02:37:39 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Watching my 19 month old daughter trying to dance!
2006-06-09 02:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by Roxy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I read this joke:
We take you now to the Oval Office where President Bush is meeting with National Security Advisor Condolezza Rice:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That s what I want to know.
Condi: That s what I am telling you.
George: That s what I m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I m not asking, I m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That s the man s name, sir.
George: That s who s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don t want Kofi?
George: No, But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call.
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone) Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
2006-06-20 14:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night when my 7 month old Yorkshire terrier tried to jump from a gliding chair to the bed about 5 feet away. He missed the top of the bed and went page first into the side. Then he jumped up to try it again. After about 3 or 4 tries, he finally got it.
2006-06-20 02:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two days ago sitting at an outdoor cafe in Paris. The waiter removed a small branch with lot's of leaves on it that had fallen off a tree onto the top of the umbrella we were sitting under. He shook it a bit and said (in that beautiful French accented English...) "Salad"? It was maybe the wine but it was hilarious!
2006-06-09 04:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Vivreici 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when for a science proget we had to create a parachute that would make sure a egg would not splatter we had to drop it off a 2 story building and my friend was at the bottom and while one guys sad parachute was dropping the egg fell out and it went SPLAT on my friends head i was CRYING with laughter i could even catch my breath LMAO and now when ever i hear the word splat i piss my self laughing once we were in religoion class and i was having one of those days were everything just seems funny and she new that if i laughed to much i would piss my pants as at lunch i couldnt go so we were sitting down then she brang up the subject and i was CRACKING up then my tacher told me that if i didnt settle down i would be seein the principle so the class went quiet and i worked hard to keep my laugh in then she said splat and i fell of my chair and on to the flour where i was REALLY was pissen my self laughing but i couldnt stop so if i bring up wat happened to her she brings up what happened to me but lol we got ova it in the end
2006-06-18 20:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night! A question on here. some girl asked aabout the wahs and curl shampoo. Well it didn't curl her hair. Well it's not supposed to. You have to curl your own hair.
I bought that stuff years ago(yes, it's been out that long)and dumb me, i thought the same thing. Well I told my daughter about it. She laughed so hard it brought tears to her eyes. Well, when I told her about the question, We both again laughed so hard it brought tears to our eyes.
We need a good laugh every now and then, and I had mine last night.
Thanks for asking.
2006-06-20 20:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Mama Goose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I can't remember, I am ready for a good laugh soon, I had forgotten.
So soon I will take a break/holiday and chill out, recharge my humour and really have a good laugh.
I now remember it was 1985 October Fest Munchen.
The Beer festival, try it, you have made me want to return.
Thank you! Umpahpah, umpahpah. swei beer bitter?.
2006-06-16 06:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by ?Master 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to say a few min ago, my friend sat down on one of the chairs in the kitchen, and when she got up she had a plastic bag stuck to butt, and she didn't notice till she was more then half way across the room, it was so funny it looked like a tail, i couldn't even stay still in my seat
2006-06-21 16:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Vprincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday. My daughter had been helping me in the yard - it was her fathers day present to me -- so I left her to finish watering the back yard and put away the hose....I went inside and was doing housework and kept hearing her ouside winding the hose up - but it was taking forever and she was really being loud - - so I went outside. She was attempting to wind the hose back up around the gas meter!!! She had that thing twisted and turned every which way.....the hose cabinet is like 2 feet away. I laughed and laughed!
2006-06-19 09:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday ,09/06 ( in Q & A ), when i saw the same questions 4 times by this lonely person looking for a " Gay meeting place "
He seemed to feel very anxious.
2006-06-09 21:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by d260383 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been very fortunate that I have never experienced a "GOOF" laugh as my teeth are nice and straight thankyou!
2006-06-15 01:53:42 · answer #11 · answered by gp200dawn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋