Should I, who may or may not be the real Pat Robertson, run for President in '08?
The Lord said I will win. come on, are you really gonna disagree w/ the Lord?
2006-06-09 02:20:39 · 16 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YES!!!!!!! I'd vote for you (oh, crap.. I'm Canadian..)!!
And when you become president, we gotta kill all the lesbian cats!!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOO
PAT ROBERTSON FOR PRESIDENT!!
2006-06-09 02:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
This is God writing you on Yahoo answers Pat. When we up in heaven told you in 1988 to run for president was a complete joke. Satan bet me $50.00 and a bag of Jolly Ranchers that I couldn't talk you into running for president and making a national imbecile of yourself. The Holy Spirit laughed so hard milk and Oreos came through His nose! You had all the damned in hell chiming in and laughing. Satan was incredulous about that one. He had to rethink eternal torment. Satan had a brainstorm and decided to make the damned watch the 700 club. You can cut the irony with a knife!!
2006-06-09 15:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see, after Bush has won the presidency, I think any one on the streets should dream about it and he can do it, if Bush did why not any dumb ....
If you are the real Pat Robertson, then I think you are hearing the Devil, as he is your lord.
If you are not, then you might be luck..
All the best
2006-06-09 09:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by Abdulhaq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't learn do you?
You fell for that trick in 1988 and suffered a humiliating defeat when you didn't even get enough votes to be remembered by anyone as a presidential candidate.
Didn't you claim God was going to kill you if you didn't win that election?
2006-06-09 09:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'd never disagree with the Lord, you just need to prove to me biblically that it was God lol. ANY time God really speaks to people, it can be backed up by Scripture.
2006-06-09 09:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe if the Lord told you to run, then by all means run.
And if he said you will win, then you will.
Who am I to say?
And I bet you're going to be in trouble with the Lord. Because if he told you to run, and you came to Yahoo Answers to ask us... shame shame.
2006-06-09 09:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by paj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately not! One fanatical ******** in office for the last 8 years is more than anyone can stand!! Stick to preaching your BS to those who are so weak that they need religion to live.
Keep up the leg presses Sh.it for brains!
2006-06-09 09:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by Redeft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't do much worse than Bubba Bush.
2006-06-09 09:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by kanajlo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-11 14:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You couldn't have a worse public profile than Bush could you?
2006-06-09 09:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sane people don't run for president
2006-06-09 09:21:55 · answer #11 · answered by crzyanl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋