I was chatting with the Lord this afternoon, and he said that the antichrist will be a talking cat.
she's supposed to look like this.
she'll be a feminist.
http://saraenne.freeshell.org/scaredkitty.jpg
Feminist spelled backward is evil lesbian attempting to destroy the world!
2006-06-09 02:18:40 · 14 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OMG!! I don't have a cat!! do you?!
Let's go kill all the lesbian cats of the world!!
2006-06-09 02:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not an exact match, but she does look a little like my Sophie. She's a Snowshoe. And having siamese blood means she's very vocal.
....all this time, I thought her glowing red eyes were due to the structure of their eyes or whatever.
I'll be more free with the treats from now on.
2006-06-09 09:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK then...obviously you can't spell if you get that backwards.
And YES my cat is the devil. I have a picture I took a few weeks ago and when it came back it looked like there where flames all around her but not touching her!
2006-06-09 09:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by Miss.Canada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The antichrist is going to be a talking horse. Mr Ed. perhaps? No, he's dead. It must be another horse that speaks.
2006-06-09 09:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo Sux 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat is fine. My golden retriever is the one you have to worry about because Satan speaks through him.
2006-06-09 09:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had a cat named Spawn. We thought she was the devil. Seriously evil.
But she died, so we changed our minds.
2006-06-09 09:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by paj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a hobby
2006-06-09 09:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am safe, my cat is a male, whew what a relief.
2006-06-09 11:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Evey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly you have too much time on your hands. Do something creative.
2006-06-09 09:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-11 14:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋