whats the worst thing that can happen when eating a cheese sandwitch?

Question

sory im a little slow today earlier i spelt my name barny mcgee.
wait a second thats not a little slow thats like so slow its the equivolent of time it would take a girraffe to vommit into a bbottle on the floor.
wow what a strnge reference.

Answer 1

The worst thing that could happen when you eat a cheese sandwich is that you could have an allergic reaction to the wheat in the bread, your throat could swell up, and you could go into encephalitic shock. Then while you are in the ambulance en-route to the hospital, a semi crashes into you and throws you 50 feet into the air, and you get hit by a news helicopter that is going over. The pilot knocks you off the windshield so he can see and you fall into a river that is chock full of piranhas that are attracted by the cheese on your breath.

Answer 2

Worst... our little Baby graduated from High School and went off to the US Naval Academy!! Really not BAD at all... just hurt my heart a touch to know she's growing up, and we miss her silliness around the ranch - it leaves a hole in our daily life. Best... we designed and built a Pub / Inn on our Ranch. It's a beautiful replica of an English Country Road House... stone walls with a half-timbered 2nd story, slate roof, 2 fireplaces, and an excellent bar. It's a 25 mile round trip to TOWN and the only other bar... so this allows us to have friends over in large groups and entertain... and with 3 guest rooms no one has to drink and drive !! We can't WAIT until our Christmas Cocktail Party on Friday !!

Answer 3

Biting into a fuzzy part of the bread or cheese (moldy), then being so disgusted that you throw up, then your dog comes over and starts eating your vomit and you throw up all over again, slip on your own vomit and hit your head and knock yourself unconscious and go into a 4 year coma.

That would be pretty bad.

Answer 4

Several men walk in, rape you multiples times, tie you to the bed, tie an iron to your chest and turn it on. Your insides are slowly cooked by the iron and you die in excruciating pain alone and no one hears you scream for help.

Nothing pisses me off more than that happening when I am trying to eat a cheese sandwich.

Answer 5

Someone could break into your house and shoot you...the same bad things that could happen to you while you were not eating a cheese sandwich...do not think just because you have the power of cheese you are safe....this is foolish and dangerous thinking.

Answer 6

lol

U have asked the most unusual question well let me think

now u r eating cheese sandwitch, then the there is a rock in it and u byte it, then ur teeth brokes then George Clooney come and ask u a date, then seeing u silme he pours the sause in ur head and then he runs off.......


This is the worst thing u could come accross

no teeth no BF?

Answer 7

A wandering ant may pick up the scent-tell his buddies-they come back and carry you off to their nest and feed you onions until you break down into a complete vegetable when they will add a little vinegrette and finish you off.- Or you could just drop it LMFAO!!!

Answer 8

LMAO Is it a grilled cheese sandwich or just a plain ole cheese sandwich with Miracle Whip on it?

Answer 9

Being attacked by a giant mouse...but when you finally get away and it takes your sandwich, you trip and fall down the steps and knock out an old lady, and both of you die.

Answer 10

A bird snatches it while you're eating it, then little kids point and laugh at you while you're sad. Then, of course, you get hit by a Mack truck.

That would really suck.