God says that placing the toilet seat down is like bowing to the feminists!
We men must not commint this sin!
Hoo-ha praise Jesis!
2006-06-09 00:59:44 · 16 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To kill? Take your meds, man. Seek help.
Putting the seat down is a courtesy, not bowing down to a feminist!! I thought God taught love and courtesy, and being nice?
2006-06-09 01:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You mock god. ( and god knows he needs plenty of mocking.)Now its time for the big leagues. Blaspheme the holy spirit. That is if you got the rocks! The toilet seat operates on a single hinge method. My dog could master it if he had an opposable thumb. Look before you leap.Thus, you remember to put down the seat.
2006-06-09 08:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you belive that GOD told you something like that, then you are worshipping the wrong GOD. You are suppose to be a married man and love your wife enough to be considerate of her needs just as she is of your needs. Another thing, do you clean the bathroom? How would you like to clean what others have left because of their inconsiderations? You know, we are living in a world of self-centeredness so much, that respect is no longer here for the next person. Maybe it would be good if you would ask GOD to help you understand the bible better for yourself before you continue telling others how to live and live it for yourself. I would rather see a christian living the bible way before I want to hear a preacher that is self proclaimed to be a man of GOD!
2006-06-09 08:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by jmeek_handyman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sigh*
God has patience.... I don't.
People making a point out of seat up or down are boring enough. Celestials that don't even use it are beyond help if THAT an item on the agenda.
2006-06-09 08:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't put that toilet down I'll get upset if you don't aim little happy into that toilet bowl water
2006-06-09 08:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL someone's bored!
I can't talk though...I used to LOVE fishing for xtians. So easy to catch!
2006-06-09 08:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must not believe in God, any God for that matter, because you are so greatly mocking and disgracing Him.
2006-06-09 08:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Good Answerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so not funny. I don't know why I'm even taking the time to reply to your question.
2006-06-09 08:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Diana C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-11 14:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree.
the most phallic position of the toilet seat is to erect it.
2006-06-09 08:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋