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I was talking to God and he says that eating food is a sin!
All those taht follow me will stop eating!

2006-06-09 00:57:53 · 17 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

how do you stay alive?

2006-06-09 01:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Benny Hinn is actually my favorite comedian. Have you ever seen him heal the "plants" in the audience? Eating food is a sin. So far god only spoke to you and Karen Carpenter.

2006-06-09 09:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How are you sure you were talking to God? God does not defy His own laws. He made us to funcion on food and exspects us to eat. Genesis-"..the grains of the field and the seeds of the earth shall be food for you and for them(referring to the animals).

2006-06-09 08:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by hiheaven5 3 · 0 0

I think you should follow that. Please do stop eating. To speed up the proces, you might stop drinking as well. You might do this planet a big favor :)
Go ahead man, listen to your vision!

2006-06-09 08:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Bloed 6 · 0 0

Yes! Just look at Robert Tilton and his gaseous ways!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher.html

2006-06-09 08:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Chuck Dhue 4 · 0 0

Over doing anything isn't health for you I mean drinking Alcohol,overeating Laziness

2006-06-09 08:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 7 · 0 0

Mmmmrrfflll? Sorry I was eating breakfast. Did you say something, dear?

2006-06-09 08:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

Just eat something and your halucinations will dissapear. I'm not beeing sarcastic. Don't waste time with this.

2006-06-09 08:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by caesareor 2 · 0 0

isn't your mommy gonna be mad that (taht..) you are on the computer while she is a sleep??

oh no - thats right - she's over at that one guys house..

2006-06-09 08:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you need to see a mental health counselor.

2006-06-09 08:03:37 · answer #10 · answered by hollyltstarfleet 4 · 0 0

My God told me, your God just lost his Mc'franshise..

What else would he be telling you?

2006-06-09 08:01:37 · answer #11 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0 0

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