wanna invent me a religion?

Question

k think of what you have to do in it wat is it called and stuff like that

Answer 1

great idea!!--we can say that mother teresa was the daughter of god!!!--we can write a big book about her life and quote her alot in it---in a thousand years--people will be quoting our book and believe anything we wrote in it!!!! praise teresa!!! amen!

Answer 2

With modern day telecommunications it is very easy to start a religion. Simply explain the unexplainable with something to do with a god or gods, or make a sub religion like Opus Dei.

If you were to make up a new religion you could name it after yourself or simply think of a phrase and translate it into some ancient language. It may be necessary to write some philisophical arguments that encourage weirdos to join your cult but it could be most rewarding, both spiritually and financially!!!

Answer 3

Whatever you said below your question could not be translated into English, as for the first:

It's the religion of ME-quite popular today! You are the leader, you write your own doctrine and make your own faulty traslations. You flourish on temporary praise, and worship the industry of self. Of course I feel it only fair to warn you that this is an exetremely "empty" religion and doomed for a fall.

I recommend the tried and true-Jesus Christ!

Answer 4

The easiest thing would be to take something that someone else invented and turn it into a religion, like those people who claim to be Jedis. You could worship the gods of Discworld and make offerings like in the books, or you could believe in Dust from His Dark Materials and spend all day trying to see your daemon.

Answer 5

My perfect religion is like this:

The only sin is lack of common sense. The punishment: all the siners must live together in an isolated place from the rest of the human kind. I'm sure they will repent after a while.

Answer 6

A religion is one thing, spirituality and philosophy are quite another!

Definition of Religion: A cloak used by some persons in this world who will be warm enough without one in the next.
http://www.worldwideschool.org/library/books/lit/humor/TheFoolishDictionary/chap19.html

Answer 7

Ok. Here's your religion, tailor-made just for you!

You must worship me by offering me money and gifts. 20% of your income will do.

The religion will be called Heronsy, a combination of Heron, and Heresy = heronsy.

LOL.

Answer 8

How about a religion which made sure everyone in the world had enough food to eat, somewhere warm and dry to sleep, one that did not abuse children and send them to scavage on rubbish tips.

Have you read 'Pay It Forward' by Catherine Ryan Hyde? It says on the cover ' A story to change your life'. it made me think!

Answer 9

Try this one "AntiChristian"
you must insult Christians at every opportunity. The purpose is not to convert then Just insult them. Be assured that the AntiGod will reward you greatly when the time comes!

Answer 10

You can join my religious cult. You have to wear what you want, pray to God if you want, eat what you want, drink what you want, be considerate, helpful, law-abiding, as cheerful as possible, open-minded, tolerant and kind to small children and animals. It's called the Common Sense Cult, and its coming soon to an area near you.

Answer 11

i think you should become the first wham bam thankyou maam,

its a religeon where you bump into stuff and only people called baby arnie can join.

damn, that means i cant join either!