He said, "God!?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead," God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "a million years to me is only a second."
"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."
So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."
Ur comments pls
2006-06-09 00:08:59 · 22 answers · asked by The Guru® 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No offences intended. You can look at it as a pun, if not do not bother to answer!
2006-06-09 00:19:39 · update #1
God has a great sense of humour too
2006-06-09 00:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is nothing to comment.
What an illusion you got?
When no man has ever seen the God, who is that God to say and give all those things.
2006-06-09 07:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. could be taken as a joke but it tries to confuse you...
some people might not see the difference between an second and a penny..
but its alright :)
2006-06-09 07:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by LuiSiuS - 3410 * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puhhh lease people, if god really existed do you honestly think he'd need ya'all defending him over a joke I heard in 3rd grade?
2006-06-09 07:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by absynthian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-06-09 07:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said comments please so hear is mine , this is way out in left feild and i cant comment on that , it is not biblica; and it makes God look like a fool , never mock God.
2006-06-09 07:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by myblueeyes422000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Very cute!
2006-06-09 07:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by cosmosclara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant he ask for 1 dollar at least :D
2006-06-09 07:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by milan_wont_die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cute one!
2006-06-09 07:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! LoL
2006-06-09 07:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋