lol?
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot
of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of
the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the
guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the
drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he
replies.
"So how does feeling the roof help you?" asks the
puzzled manager.
"Well," replies the drunk earnestly, "My car has
two blue lights and a siren on the roof!".
2006-06-08 20:09:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah..it's okay :)
2006-06-09 05:14:55 · update #1
thanks ... *grc_ for the joke...:)
nice one..:)
thanks everyone for the comments :)
i am @ slivers :)
2006-06-09 21:20:43 · update #2
1000/10,you are soooooooooooo sweet
2006-06-09 07:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 6⤋
Nice one!8-10!
2006-06-08 20:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by sheeng 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!Drunk Cop........
Heres one for you!!!Dumb Cop..........
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
2006-06-08 20:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing a lot of the deputies in my community, that is very funny!!
2006-06-08 20:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i got a joke for you 3 men from a diffrent country came here to austrialia one went to a restrunt and learnt how to say knife and fork knife and fork and one went to a oprah house and learnt how to say lalalalala and one went to a ice cream place and learnt how to say i did and one went to a play ground and learnt how to say yippie and they went to a post office and found a dead body and a cop came along and siad who killed this man and one said i did i did what with said the cop one said knife and fork knife and fork thats it you are all going to jail said the cop then one said yippie
2006-06-08 21:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. a very unexpected punch line. LOL
2006-06-09 13:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by slivers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. I am guessing its a drunk police
2006-06-08 20:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha that is funny. Can I pass it on to friends?
2006-06-08 20:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by Dee_Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.very funny.nice 1!!!!
2006-06-08 21:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, not that funny
2006-06-08 20:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋