They are too much! No matter what's going on during the day, my thoughts always wander back to the fairer sex and their lovely lady lumps! It's a sick irony too. The world is bursting with gorgeous gals that make the earth sparkle like an enormous diamond- yet I can't have them all! SWEET MERCY uncuff me from this endless misery that masquerades itself as my sweet tooth!
2006-06-08 15:55:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Ha! Thanks for the responses ladies. I was just bored. I'm 26 and I have a girlfriend that rocks my world. Still there is a little caveman in me that can't help wanting to claim them all for my own pleasure!
2006-06-09 11:30:31 · update #1
I believe you are becoming a man. You are obviously well versed. Use your ability of prose to seduce a couple of them and you may find some relief. Good luck, young one.
2006-06-08 15:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Maryanne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a dude. That;s what men think about ALL the time. What makes you think YOU are different?
The powers that be (gods, goddesses or whatnot) created people this way so that we would procreate. Get it?
2006-06-08 22:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by oman396 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get a girl friend for a week. You will lose all your interest if that is what you want.
2006-06-08 22:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might help to pull your brains out of your pants and place them where they belong!
2006-06-08 23:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by JEFFAVEGRL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you have them? I mean is there something wrong with you? .....I am really curious now lol
2006-06-08 22:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sinfully~Exquisite~Stalking~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then who should you be thinking about,men? i can't stop thinking about men there's no crime in that
2006-06-08 22:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Demonfairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have faith, you will outgrow it soon! And it's not contagious.
2006-06-08 22:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by Elysia E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋