Mimi--all this whining is just SO not professional! People who go on and on about what is or isn't their job should just quit.
In this case, however, since you do have keep up the mortgage (or rent) on your trailer and feed your 13 children, husband and boyfriend (and figure how to cook me a chicken in a FEMA trailer), I would suggest putting just a few drops of VISINE in her drink. This will make her violently ill and hopefully she'll pass out in the loo and everyone will forget about her.
Good luck honey!
2006-06-10 12:53:13
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answered by sleepyguy901 3
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Call the police. Then it is an issue between them, her, and the boss/boyfriend. You should not be expected to be physical with a customer, since that could be construed as assault.
However, you might want to consider actually discussing the issue with the owner, prhaps saying that while you know they are together and you certainly don't want to get in the way of it, she is causing some trouble for your job and the business itself.
Have other customers complained or witnessed the behavior? Any that would step forward and make a formal complaint to the owner? Sucks to get other people to do your dirty work for you, but sometimes it doens't matter how tactful you are, you end up on the crap end.
Good luck!
2006-06-07 07:31:16
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answered by Goose&Tonic 6
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Hit her in the head with a bottle and call an ambulance. That way they can carry her out and she'll rethink coming back in there the next time!! On the real tip if the owner is thinking with his pecker instead of the unnecessary danger and headache he's causing to his staff, he won't be open for business for very much longer. If it were me I'd start looking for something else. Good luck!
2006-06-08 12:57:13
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answered by Biki 2
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Was the owner there at the time? If so, it is his (hope it's a his) responsibility to deal with her. If not, you need to have a talk with him and let him know that he is going to have to find a way to control her, her behavior is affecting his business...I assume other patrons were complaining about her? Let him know that if she continues to behave unacceptably when he is not there and you are then you will have to call the police to deal with her. You might also consider looking for another job. Do you REALLY look like Phyllis Diller? How funny, lol :)
2006-06-06 18:40:51
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answered by gone 4
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Yeah, I can't get rid of her either. It seems that she's always waiting by my dumpster every time I take out the trash. She likes to wear my cereal boxes and snort what's left of all my yogurt containers. I think I'm gonna spike them with drain cleaner from now on- that should do her in. You might try narcanol in her drinks if she shows up again. It can be like a race to see who offs her first.
2006-06-07 16:40:12
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answered by Antny 5
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Get the broad completely hammered and then put her in an open cargo box on a train that's about to leave. Should take at least two weeks before you see the be-atch again. Temporary. But it works.
2006-06-08 17:13:41
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answered by Bent 5
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Try slipping her something to knock her *** out. Chunk her *** in the dumpster out back and let them haul her off for you. No seriously I'm just kidding. Try knocking her *** out though and sit her out front with a sign that says free take me home.I turn into a 10 at midnight. Maybe some drunk will buy it and take her off your hands. Have you ever tried coming on to the bar owner and maybe he would drop her and you wouldn't have to put up with her. Might get a little raise in pay that way. huh just kidding. OK try diluting her drinks then she won't get drunk and you won't have to pick her up no more.(Surely this one won't upset anyone.)
2006-06-09 06:58:38
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answered by i_m_anglefire 4
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I've found a good scrubbing with fulminated foam retardant usually does the trick, although sometimes a stout coat of butterscotch works just as well.
2006-06-06 18:38:50
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answered by theamericanparadox 1
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Hey, I said I was sorry right before I punched ya in the face and puked all over you. Sue me. BTW, tell my boyfriend at the bar that the rabbit done died.
2006-06-07 13:07:09
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answered by ******** 5
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Super-glue some quarters to the sidewalk outside. That will keep her busy for a few days.
2006-06-07 09:29:40
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answered by Anonymous
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