example: Don't be a 'AIRHEAD' and You deserve '100GRAND'!
Poem needed or a site on where to find one!
2006-06-06 03:44:28 · 8 answers · asked by ebaybabe05 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Candy Bar Poem
One Payday, Mr Goodbar, wanted a Bit-O-honey. So he took his Ms. Hersheys down to the Powerhouse at 5th Avenue and Clark. Where he there began to feel her Mounds and that was an Almond Joy which definetly made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker when he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat. She screamed "Oh Henry" while she grabbed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said "you're better than the 3 Musketeers."
The Halloween Candy Poem
Oh, goodness not, it’s Halloween,
A grisly, spooky, creepy scene.
Ghosts and goblins everywhere.
Enough to make me lose my hair!
Wolves and witches scary faces,
Popping out in many places.
Scary ghouls, a whole big bunch,
Enough to make me lose my lunch!
Where shall I go? What shall I do?
They’re coming after me and you.
We’d better keep some garlic handy,
‘Cause I’m not giving up my candy!
Here' a birthday and baby shower poem if this helps anyone...at least it will gve you some ideas
Baby Shower:
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone�s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.
______
On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I�m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion.
You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS.
HUGS & KISSES,
Birthday poem,
I was going to give you 100 GRAND for you birthday, but the money slipped throug my BUTTERFINGER. I didn't have a WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell and it wasn't PAYDAY. My checking account was ZERO so I couldn't do my shopping on 5TH AVENUE. I didn't think a pet KITKAT or a trip to MARS or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. I do want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as you SKOR up another birthday. Enjoy and eat up this card wth my best wishes. I hope it doesn't make you ROLOver and get sick. If it does, I promise not to SNICKER.
HUGS & KISSES!
As you approach the PAYDAY of your life, do you hear SNICKERS and RAZZLES from those around you? Do you feel that you are somewhere TWIX infancy and the old folks home? Are you having a continual battle with those MOUNDS ? Don�t let anybody call you a SLOPOKE . Get your WHATAMACALLIT in gear. It�s time to get something EXTRA out of life. Let your life SKOR . Although some may say you are NUTS or worse yet, a SUCKER , we think you are SPECIAL (dark) ! There are many GOOD&PLENTY years ahead of you! So be CAREFEE and remember life is a lot more pleasant when filled with hugs and KISSES! Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, ______
Now that you�ve reached ____, do you hear a (Symphony) of (Snickers)?
Do your bones (Krackel) and (Crunch)?
Does the old (Bun) feel a little (Chunky)?
Do you act like a (Butterfinger)?
Have your (Whoppers) turned to (Milk Duds)?
Have the old (Whatchamacallit) gone to )Mars)?
Don�t worry, stay (Carefree) . . .
We still think you�re worth (100 Grand)
Love,
Hesheys 50! Do you hear SNICKERS from those around you?that's good your hearing hasn't gone yet.They are jealous you still look like JUNIOR MINTS at 50! But soon you'll have BUTTERFINGERS Feel your bones CRUNCH and say"Where's my WHATCHAMACALLIT?" I had a hard time finding a gift. I thought we could TAKE5 in new YORK(pepermint pattie) but it wasn't PAYDAY. I knew you wouldn't want a pet KITKAT or DOVE. I didn't find tickets to the MILKY WAY.So I made you this card before your too old to read or chew it. Please don't ROLOver and get sick eating your M&MS or REESES! EXTRA love,
Make a candy gram. Purchase a large stiff poster board. Buy candy bars you can use for your message. Attach the candy bars onto the poster board. Example: To my "Big Hunk", you are "Almond Joy" and I would walk to "Mars" just to be with you. Decorate the poster to go with the theme you are celebrating. Place the poster in the passenger's seat of his car for him to find on that special day.
Baby Shower:
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone�s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.
______
On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I�m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion.
You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS. HUGS & KISSES,
Hey Tootsie Roll,
We were going to give you 100 GRAND for your birthday, but the EXTRA money slipped through our BUTTERFINGER. I didn't have a WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell and it wasn't PAYDAY. My checking account was ZERO so I couldn't do my shopping on 5TH AVENUE. I didn't think a pet KITKAT, a trip to the SYMPHONY, a flight to MARS, or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. I do want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as you SKOR up another birthday. Enjoy and eat up this card with our best wishes. I hope it doesn't make you ROLOver and get sick. If it does, we promise not to SNICKER. You are M-AZING and our SWEAT TART.
Love your SUGAR DADDY, and the 3 MUSKATEERS (3 peoples names.)
HUGS & KISSES
As you approach the PAYDAY of your life, do you hear SNICKERS and RAZZLES from those around you? Do you feel that you are somewhere TWIX infancy and the old folks home? Are you having a continual battle with those MOUNDS ? Don�t let anybody call you a SLOPOKE . Get your WHATAMACALLIT in gear. It�s time to get something EXTRA out of life. Let your life SKOR . Although some may say you are NUTS or worse yet, a SUCKER , we think you are SPECIAL (dark) ! There are many GOOD&PLENTY years ahead of you! So be CAREFEE and remember life is a lot more pleasant when filled with hugs and KISSES! Happy Birthday
2006-06-06 06:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kat 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Once I walked through Candy Land and
all the stars were Starbursts, that I could touch.
The rain was gum and gooey.
It snowed Hershey Kisses. That was great!
The worms were gummy worms and
All the bears tummies were Crunch bars.
Logs were red licorice sticks.
I saw a lake all made of ice cream.
But, I fell into it.
The leaves were little marshmallows falling in my basket.
Candy Canes were the Candy land Flag.
Lemon drops were yellow grass.
Mmmmmm.
All the fish were goldfish crackers.
I didn't know about the Skittle bugs.
Malt balls were little deer running.
Yummy!
But, when I woke up
It was all just a dream.
2006-06-06 03:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by WHATEVER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birth Of A Candy Bar
2016-12-16 13:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candy Poems
2016-10-30 21:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that this was cute...Birth of a Candy Bar
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth
2006-06-06 03:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
RE:
I am looking for a poem that uses the names of CANDY/CANDYBARS for a thank you gift!?
example: Don't be a 'AIRHEAD' and You deserve '100GRAND'!
Poem needed or a site on where to find one!
2015-08-06 15:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are several candy bar poems that seem like they're written by children. I haven't gone through the whole list, but hope this helps.
http://www.tooter4kids.com/classroom/candy_poems.htm
2006-06-06 06:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about butter finger's? milky way, Hershey's, Clark bars, dagoba, kit Kat, or triple threat bar.
2006-06-11 11:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by lil_bit_nv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
million dollar bar
2014-11-30 04:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by Canyon Creek Mercantile 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋