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"Ladies and gentleman
Of the supposed jury
The defendant is a man
Who was driven to fury
When Mr. J. Jack Joe
Dealt him a blow
By breaking his promise
As evidence will show
"So as my first witness
I call to the stand
The defendant, your honor
Mr. Dan the Man
"Mr. Dan the Man
Could you tell us what you know
About the corn on the cob,
And your dealings with Mr. Joe?"
"Yes, Corn on the cob
It's so darn delicious
If you serve some at your house
I'll clean up all y'all dishes
Well, I spoke with the victim
At about quarter to four
On the date in question
I showed up at his door
Said "I got mashed potatoes
I can give some to you
I'll even throw in
My delicious beef stew
I just have one thing to ask
Of you in return
Could have some ears
Of the corn that I yearn?
He agreed right then
And I was giddy as a girl
I gave him a bear hug
And we did a little twirl
2007-11-26
07:08:32
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