This is only part 1.
"Ladies and gentleman
Of the supposed jury
The defendant is a man
Who was driven to fury
When Mr. J. Jack Joe
Dealt him a blow
By breaking his promise
As evidence will show
"So as my first witness
I call to the stand
The defendant, your honor
Mr. Dan the Man
"Mr. Dan the Man
Could you tell us what you know
About the corn on the cob,
And your dealings with Mr. Joe?"
"Yes, Corn on the cob
It's so darn delicious
If you serve some at your house
I'll clean up all y'all dishes
Well, I spoke with the victim
At about quarter to four
On the date in question
I showed up at his door
Said "I got mashed potatoes
I can give some to you
I'll even throw in
My delicious beef stew
I just have one thing to ask
Of you in return
Could have some ears
Of the corn that I yearn?
He agreed right then
And I was giddy as a girl
I gave him a bear hug
And we did a little twirl
2007-11-26 07:08:32 · 5 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Within the very same hour
I brought him the stew,
The mashed potatoes,
And I cleaned his dishes too
My end of the bargain,
Having been held up
I had every right to ask
"About the corn, what's up?"
That's when Mr. Joe's promise
Began to collapse
And perhaps in my judgement
I had a little lapse
He said "I lied, man..."
Well, I just exploded
Tried to hold myself back
But I couldn't control it.
My fists balled up
And my face turned red
I punched him in the chest
Pulled my glock and I said,
"It's no longer a question, MF'er
I'm telling you
Give me the damn corn
Before I bust a cap in you
"I could tell right away
And it was in the reports
The dude was scared stiff
And he farted in his shorts
A little struggle ensued
The gun was accidentally fired
We both backed off
We were physically tired
Once everything
Was said and done
He left with his corn
And I left with my gun
2007-11-26 07:08:51 · update #1
Nobody got hurt
Except maybe my feelings
That's my story of the corn
And Mr. Joe's and my dealings."
2007-11-26 07:09:14 · update #2
Peepin it real: I don't have any buyers yet, so auditions are a long way off, but I'll keep you posted. NEXT! (kidding)
Joyce: You can say you knew me when... but we'll see. I still gotta polish up on it, then I gotta market this mutha.
DJ: I actually cranked this out in about 10-20 minutes for the sole purpose of asking this question... yes, I came up with it on my own... I mean, did you read it?
2007-11-27 10:56:44 · update #3
this is just tooooo darn funny --- i love it!
and i love the sippy cup too! I have IM'd you about it -- how it cleverly matches your shirt -- no replies though -- no worries -- your rap, ROCKS! hehehe
gotta get some bumpin melodies to it, you need a Bernie Taupin for your tunes,, as you are the Elton of the lyrics! hehehehe -- I am sure they would be impressed(tongue in my cheek) hehehe -- sing it for your kids!
2007-11-27 16:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by shannonzeecannon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is really well thought out as well as funny. you have a great imagination. can i say i knew you when?
2007-11-26 20:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Joyce S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wanna know where I can addition for a lead part......
2007-11-26 16:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is good.......hmm did u come up with this?
2007-11-27 15:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by DJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are brilliant!
2007-11-26 18:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋