Polls & Surveys - 18 November 2007

2007-11-18 11:29:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:29:07 · 92 answers · asked by Anonymous

My mom and my sister buys their hair from the corner store all the time....

2007-11-18 11:29:02 · 20 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2

2007-11-18 11:28:53 · 17 answers · asked by Ancient Brick 4

Tell me what songs you like specifically!

2007-11-18 11:28:47 · 2 answers · asked by ༼ƑᏌᏟᏦ ᎩᏫᏌ༽ 4

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
BUNNINGS HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS.................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?

2007-11-18 11:28:22 · 13 answers · asked by raybbies 5

2007-11-18 11:28:08 · 40 answers · asked by Buddie 7

mine is...................

2007-11-18 11:27:58 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous

And why does the only door lock from the outside?

2007-11-18 11:27:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

i never use it because its TOO SMALL! whats its use?

2007-11-18 11:25:32 · 7 answers · asked by DeadlyDrew™ 3

also, how old are you, are you female/male......just curious

2007-11-18 11:25:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:25:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:25:05 · 4 answers · asked by site23 1

...or the most thumbs down?

Shall we try it?

2007-11-18 11:24:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well the party is over and what a blast it was...From the beginning to end there was nothing but smiles, hugs, and so much love all in one room..I wore fancy comfortable slipper like shoes to match my gown color gold. Why do women who know they cant wear heals dance in them knowing how ridiculous they look??? Some guest could barely walk and when on the dance floor they were having a real hard time dancing.Why not be comfortable like i was all night in my soft sole small wedge slipper shoes? My feet hurt but not as bad as those wearing 5 inch heals. What would you wear on your feet if you knew you would be dancing fo 5 straight hours???

2007-11-18 11:24:21 · 19 answers · asked by robin r 6

What would the pill permanently end ??

2007-11-18 11:24:05 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ Aussie Jo ♥ 5

Or a whole Turkey?

2007-11-18 11:22:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:22:28 · 19 answers · asked by .(o_0) 4

Those easy "poll/surveys" questions with diff avatars are from the Yahoo people to keep you on the Y/A forum for hours and hours?

2007-11-18 11:21:52 · 44 answers · asked by Star T 7

2007-11-18 11:21:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

my secret is.....wait first tell me your and ill add mine later ok?

2007-11-18 11:20:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:19:24 · 6 answers · asked by April 5

2007-11-18 11:19:03 · 19 answers · asked by suet moon 5

2007-11-18 11:18:38 · 19 answers · asked by travlove36 6

...where do they think they are?

2007-11-18 11:16:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

number 1 on the day you were born?
http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine was Cilla Black, ' You're my world ' eewwwwww

2007-11-18 11:15:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:15:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-18 11:15:06 · 56 answers · asked by green eyed irish girl 3

2007-11-18 11:14:44 · 19 answers · asked by FashionChick 1

"You sound really cute when you laugh."
Or
"Please don’t ever laugh again. You sound like a dieing walrus."

2007-11-18 11:13:20 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Yummy♥ ✰ 3