A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
BUNNINGS HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS.................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
2007-11-18 11:28:22 · 13 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFPMSL!That is sooo like my husband myself! Are you stalking us?
2007-11-18 22:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-24 11:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by farrior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much times per day will my newborn change clothes?
2016-11-08 22:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bevvy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-18 11:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by my two cents 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's my mentality to a T.
2007-11-18 11:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-11-18 11:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, excellent.
2007-11-18 11:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-20 16:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard something similar the other day - not funny second time around
2007-11-18 11:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2007-11-18 11:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋