Male or Female?   You might not have known this, but a lot
of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here
are some examples: ÂÂ
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a
while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying
2007-09-26
02:26:48
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