Male or Female?   You might not have known this, but a lot
of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here
are some examples: ÂÂ
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a
while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying
2007-09-26 02:26:48 · 16 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
funny! I also want to add: stocks...stocks are female...you pursue the stock, invest time, energy, many interest, money into it and hope that she would grow on you with many interest and in the end you would like to see a rewarding return of investment. lol
2007-09-26 02:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Education is an endless process -- thank-you ;0]
2007-09-26 10:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got that in an email once...sooo funny =)
2007-09-26 09:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one this is funny
2007-09-26 09:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by claire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your list!
2007-09-26 09:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowledge beats common sense once again
DAMN YOU!!
2007-09-26 13:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things aren't always what they seem!
2007-09-26 09:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool...i did'nt know that..what about handphones and computers?
2007-09-26 09:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by ✿☆mkumi★✿ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot Dang, now I know.....
2007-09-26 09:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty interesting and funny too.... good one
2007-09-26 09:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋