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Polls & Surveys - 21 September 2007

[Selected]: All categories Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

favorite pizza toppings?

2007-09-21 02:04:30 · 37 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7

2007-09-21 02:02:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-21 02:01:47 · 29 answers · asked by crymeariver 5

2007-09-21 02:01:12 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous

...going out trick-or-treating?

2007-09-21 01:59:45 · 32 answers · asked by luki1rn 4

2007-09-21 01:59:36 · 23 answers · asked by sarah 5

Read it any way you want.

2007-09-21 01:59:15 · 15 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4

2007-09-21 01:57:00 · 11 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4

It hurts so good, I don't understand. What is it?

2007-09-21 01:56:45 · 10 answers · asked by rcds23 6

2007-09-21 01:54:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so do you do it when your alone..

2007-09-21 01:54:30 · 25 answers · asked by ஐ♥-mªrìªm-ஐ♥ 4

2007-09-21 01:54:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

after a night out and that person wet the bed while u were in it?

Who were you with....did you dump him/her....If some1 u'd just met did this would u see them again? How did it feel lmao????

Somebody stop me lol....im cracking up lol

2007-09-21 01:53:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

If there hadn't been you here for me
I made it through times I never would've made it through
If there hadn't been you...

2007-09-21 01:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

PARENT - Job Description

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational
skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include
evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some
overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites
on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also
required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
temporarily, until someone needs £5. Must be willing to bite tongue
repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small
gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must
screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of
multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of
all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one
minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product
safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery
operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for
the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of
the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without
complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that
those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when
they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever
is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you
actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this
job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

2007-09-21 01:51:35 · 39 answers · asked by pinkkittenliverpool 6

That I give you a kiss on the check? LOL

2007-09-21 01:51:05 · 18 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3

2007-09-21 01:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6

2007-09-21 01:48:26 · 20 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4

why do you like them so much? what meaning do they hold to you?im just curious..

2007-09-21 01:47:50 · 6 answers · asked by zoom. 2

the last time I said it was this morning to my boyfriend.
xx

have a great day everyone!!

2007-09-21 01:47:16 · 20 answers · asked by *Casey * 6

What did you do? I just left it up there and smiled. Morning friends. ♥

2007-09-21 01:45:51 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Cherry♥ 4

2007-09-21 01:45:17 · 20 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4

2007-09-21 01:45:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

"educational learning channel"

2007-09-21 01:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-21 01:44:02 · 34 answers · asked by prickHEADnCRAZY 6

and lied to his dad that he didnt

2007-09-21 01:43:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

how many of you are wearing something white?

I am a white shirt

2007-09-21 01:42:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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