You're at the gym, hanging out by a treadmill, and a guy comes over to you and says, "Hey, are you using that treadmill?" "Go ahead, buddy, I don't usually use these things." You say. "Yeah, I can kinda tell, he says, eyeing your belly. You:
1. Laugh halfheartedly, then leave and throw out all your snackies.
2. Give him your best "Oh no you didn't." look, then turn on your heel and leave in a huff.
3. Say "Nice sweatsuit. How's it look with grape powerade?" and then pour your bottle of grape powerade all over his white sweatsuit.
4. Grab him by the collar and say "Well, ya know, my weight isn't all just fat. If ya know what I mean." Then, punch him 'till he's purple.
5. That treadmill is closest to the wall, so you wait until he gets on, then turn the treadmill to the highest setting and watch him fly and splat against the wall.
2007-09-10
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