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You're at the gym, hanging out by a treadmill, and a guy comes over to you and says, "Hey, are you using that treadmill?" "Go ahead, buddy, I don't usually use these things." You say. "Yeah, I can kinda tell, he says, eyeing your belly. You:
1. Laugh halfheartedly, then leave and throw out all your snackies.
2. Give him your best "Oh no you didn't." look, then turn on your heel and leave in a huff.
3. Say "Nice sweatsuit. How's it look with grape powerade?" and then pour your bottle of grape powerade all over his white sweatsuit.
4. Grab him by the collar and say "Well, ya know, my weight isn't all just fat. If ya know what I mean." Then, punch him 'till he's purple.
5. That treadmill is closest to the wall, so you wait until he gets on, then turn the treadmill to the highest setting and watch him fly and splat against the wall.

2007-09-10 13:44:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

OH SNAP!! IT"S POWERADE TIME!!!!
(sploosh)

2007-09-11 12:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by cheech 4 · 0 0

2

2007-09-10 20:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

5. That treadmill is closest to the wall, so you wait until he gets on, then turn the treadmill to the highest setting and watch him fly and splat against the wall

THat would be funny. Second choice #3

Have a great day!

2007-09-10 20:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Blergh 3 · 0 0

5 >=)

2007-09-10 20:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Well, #'s 2 - 5 are tempting, but the nicest thing to do is to follow #1. Besides, 3 & 4 might land you in jail!

2007-09-10 20:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by N L 6 · 0 0

Set up #5 1st and then number #2.

2007-09-10 20:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 2 0

None of the above.
I'd grab my belly and say, " Well with a tool like mine you've got to build a shed over it."
Guys really don't care if other guys comment on their weight.

2007-09-10 20:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by seadog 5 · 3 0

2. Give him your best "Oh no you didn't." look, then turn on your heel and leave in a huff.

2007-09-10 20:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Santos 6 · 1 0

do that thing with the grape powerade and add a swift kick to the balls...

2007-09-10 20:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Number 5!!! Yes i would soo totally do that even if i have to get thown out. :)

2007-09-10 21:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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