Polls & Surveys - 13 May 2007

running over the hill, is it a monster?

2007-05-13 01:45:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by second grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made Mom like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if

you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Happy Mother’s Day.

Or, Happy Sunday.



God bless everybody who looks after the children, and

God bless everybody who looks after us.

J

2007-05-13 01:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-13 01:31:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-05-13 01:30:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

First Thing In the Morning...?

2007-05-13 01:27:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Love it or hate it?

2007-05-13 01:24:36 · 10 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

Whats your favourite classic walt disney film?

2007-05-13 01:22:10 · 21 answers · asked by Gary 3

................................The Wonder of You..........................

When no one else can understand me;
When everything I do is wrong.
You give me hope and consolation;
You give me strength to carry on.
And you're always there, to lend a hand.
In every...thing I do.
That's the wonder.
The wonder of you!

When you smile, the world gets brighter.
You touch my hand and I'm a King!
Your love for me is worth a fortune.
Your love for me is everything.
I guess I'll never know, the reason why,
You Love me as you do.
That's the wonder.
The wonder of you!


I guess I'll never know, the reason why,
You love me as you do.
That's the wonder.
THE WONDER OF YOU!!!!!!!


(I Love you Mom!!!)


Since I'm suppose to ask a question. Does this speak about your Mother?

2007-05-13 01:18:32 · 9 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7

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Obviously you need speakers!

2007-05-13 01:17:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Drive safely!

2007-05-13 01:14:01 · 10 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

I don't want to sound dumb, but in which catagory would a question about 'Japanese business practices and behaviour' come under?

I asked my question in 'sociology' and I didn't get a single response. Where do the experts in this area hang about?

A lot of people hang out at P&S, so I thought I'd ask here. I need ideas. Please and thank you.

2007-05-13 01:13:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wish your Mom a happy Mother's Day. My Mom passed away in 2004, but she will always live in my heart. I'd like to wish every Mom out there a special and joy filled Mother's Day. Even if you don't have children, you deserve recognition on this special day. God bless each and everyone of you.

2007-05-13 01:06:30 · 13 answers · asked by sarge 6

who would your winner have been and why?

2007-05-13 00:42:25 · 8 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5

2007-05-13 00:40:52 · 20 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4

2007-05-13 00:40:38 · 20 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5

Why so ?

:-) :-)

2007-05-13 00:39:31 · 25 answers · asked by naafraat 4

Can someone pls tell me how I can get in touch ??!!

2007-05-13 00:29:52 · 2 answers · asked by North London Lady! 5

2007-05-13 00:27:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you like your eggs?

2007-05-13 00:27:00 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

Land or Sea. I want to know what animal(s) you like?

2007-05-13 00:24:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like them both.

2007-05-13 00:24:23 · 12 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

2007-05-13 00:22:55 · 15 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

Super modelish looking, wealthy, nymphomaniac, hopelessly devoted love of my life?

2007-05-13 00:22:15 · 19 answers · asked by Oprah's Minge 4

2007-05-13 00:20:39 · 13 answers · asked by no1shylass 4

Two cheese burgers on homefries and mac salad topped with chili/meat sauce ketchup/mustard and onions!!!!! MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm Who wouldn't want that?

2007-05-13 00:13:48 · 9 answers · asked by Oprah's Minge 4

2007-05-13 00:10:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-13 00:10:30 · 11 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7

Have anything to do with the ammounts of alcohol consumed the previous night

2007-05-13 00:08:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-13 00:08:38 · 5 answers · asked by jobees 6

Sending my love to all MOTHERS and mothers-to-be in the world. Place a star if you did.
If not...you still have time to run and bring some flowers, even from your garden.
Or neighbor's.

2007-05-13 00:07:22 · 14 answers · asked by vivet 7