White trash?
1. I've never owned a car in the same decade it was manufactured.
2. My daughter calls her cousin "Bubba" - both of 'em.
3. I have a Bronze spit cup.
4. I don't have a wife, I've got an "Old Lady"
5 I don't have cable, or rabbit ears - just a pair of Hemos clamped to some speaker wire jammed into the antenna hole on the TV.
6. My favorite meal is Butterbeans, fried potatoes, and cornbread.
7. I remember my kids birthdays by lookin' at the tattoos on my arms.
8. My Harley has it's own room.
9. All my vehicles are older than me.
10. Lookin' at Britney Spears shaved head makes me think "Man, I'd like to get some of that!"
2007-03-14
07:15:15
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