I have just moved to a new area and have upset my new neighbours a tad. I think it's the drunken singing at 3am that upsets them most, but the actual compalints have been about my "daughters".
I tend to pick up a couple of streetwalkers on the way home for a bit of entertainment (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more). They tend to be a bit rough round the edges and off their faces on smack, so can make some unpleasant gestures towards said neighbours on the way in - and tend to get picked up by shady looking pimps in the morning. For some reason, I've been pegged as the sort of man who would have such delinquent offspring...
Anyhow, the local police have got involved and have asked me to discipline my "daughters".
Do I confess they are prostitutes, or do I play along with the whole daughters thing and give them a bit of "discipline" where the neighbours can see what is going on?
2007-03-12
14:02:36
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