I have just moved to a new area and have upset my new neighbours a tad. I think it's the drunken singing at 3am that upsets them most, but the actual compalints have been about my "daughters".
I tend to pick up a couple of streetwalkers on the way home for a bit of entertainment (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more). They tend to be a bit rough round the edges and off their faces on smack, so can make some unpleasant gestures towards said neighbours on the way in - and tend to get picked up by shady looking pimps in the morning. For some reason, I've been pegged as the sort of man who would have such delinquent offspring...
Anyhow, the local police have got involved and have asked me to discipline my "daughters".
Do I confess they are prostitutes, or do I play along with the whole daughters thing and give them a bit of "discipline" where the neighbours can see what is going on?
2007-03-12 14:02:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
slap them round the face with your dong so the curtain twitchers can see.......we will do a collection for your bail, honest!
2007-03-12 14:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a real dilemma - if you discipline your 'daughters' you may also get in more trouble for abuse from the same neighbours.
You may have a degree of sympathy currently along the lines of 'what that poor man has to put up with' .....
This would all disappear if you confess.
Alternatively, you could ask one of your nearest and dearest neighbours for some advice or suggestions on the subject of disciplining your 'daughters' explaining you are at your wits end - that could be good for comedy value for a while, maybe even create a street forum to discuss local issues.
2007-03-12 21:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! That's like the synopsis of a bad porn.
I have a feeling this isn't real. But I'll play along.
*clears throat*
I would say you should introduce your 'daughters' to the neighbours, weave an elaborate tale about how their mother left them with you and ran off with her gynecologist. Then, procede to walk away while grabbing their (your daughters') arses.
The looks on these people's faces!
2007-03-12 21:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my one bit off advice is get a bllod test done on a regular basis.
*** for the neighbours i dont think i would want to admit i sleep with prossies. mind you that is not my thing so each to there own. just tell them there friends and its been misunderstood.
2007-03-12 22:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by gixer rider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
introduce your daughters to a couple of the neighborhood guys and tell them they can punish them again if they get out off hand. But you get 15percent out of it. use of your house is more.
2007-03-12 21:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play along, and tell me when to watch you disciplining them! GRIN!
2007-03-12 21:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them mind their own business, you keep partying man!
2007-03-12 21:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To each their own. Its all fun and games until someone goes to jail.
2007-03-12 21:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell them that your daughters
are prostitutes
and only their pimps
can discipline them
2007-03-12 21:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should check yourself into a hospital. Immediately
2007-03-12 21:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋