I really liked that big deer with the horns and all, but my friend Lou pumped a half a dozen 12 gauge slugs into it the other night. So, that's pretty much gone. I like those pink birds. You know with the long legs. I got some of those. But the kids down the road stuffed them with M-80's and blew em all to h***. So I'm thinking, everything I put out there either gets shot up or blown up.
What if I just get one of those store dummies? One that looks like my ex-wife. Then at least I can have fun unloading with a full clip of 30-30's when I get home.
Or should I just get a bunch of tires, paint em pretty colors and stick plastic flowers in the middle?
I don't think anybody will shoot them. I hope.
2007-01-26
05:49:35
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